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This Place Will Become Your Tomb by lixdoesntknow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Apr 2026
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In the beginning, I didn’t even know what to write. Even if I did eventually learn charms to protect the journal from prying eyes and sticky hands, it’s not like I wanted to declare “Hello, I'm Basilton, your local hopelessly queer vampire! Here are my most embarrassing thoughts,” on the first page.
Once I had (shamefully) committed to the idea of writing in a diary, it became easier to let it out: daily entries, drifting thoughts, pro and con lists, poetry, and heartfelt confessions began to fill the pages until it felt normal. Until the shame and doubt melted away, leaving nothing behind but catharsis. Until I filled the book to the brim and had to decide if this would be A Thing I Did.
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Creating an eighth-year spell isn't exactly Simon Snow's top priority, but maybe he can kill two birds with one stone: pass his exams, and keep a watchful eye on Baz.
It's not as if his magic ever goes wrong. It's not like this might have consequences...
Written for the Erotic Grope Fest 2023!
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30 Jun 2026
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A Pity She Does Not Exist by Mr_cravat
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Nov 2025
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Simon Snow is wearing a dress. Be still my undead heart. Be still-er.
(Inspired by the song "Andrew in Drag" by The Magnetic Fields)
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'I don't know how else to describe her but ethereal.'
Simon develops a crush on a regular customer at the bookstore he's working at.
Things get confusing for him when a new customer comes looking exactly like a masculine version of his crush.
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In which Baz finds he rather likes having Simon walk in on him 'taking care of himself' and starts redirecting his plotting towards making it happen again.
(Formerly: 5 Times Simon Walked In On Baz Wanking and 1 Time He Told Him To, literally nothing else has changed, this is the exact same fic. It just needed a title that wasn't shite. Also it ended up only vaguely a 5+1 so...)
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scenes for things to regret by nymphs_0f_n0cturnal
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
22 Jun 2026
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My heart is racing. I didn’t know it still beat. I’m not asleep but I can’t open my eyes. Which makes me sad when I remember Snow is here. I don’t realize he’s touching me, mouthing me until he pulls his mouth away and the cold of the room hits me where I was warmed over. It feels too good to move, but I try anyway. My head rolls to the side which makes the room spin when I open my eyes. That feels bad.