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    The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:

    "Is it a little weird that - "
    "It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."

    This is what happened there.

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    This month is the five year anniversary of when we started writing this fic, so Skip and I have decided to share all of the ridiculous stuff we've written in this series that we never shared. I'll post three or so fics a week throughout the month of September. :)

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    After the war, Percy testifies against his corrupted Ministry colleagues and is sent to the Scottish lowlands to live under the protection of a witness security program.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Percy watched warily as the boy bounded up to the Sorting Hat. Once it was placed upon his head, Percy began to feel dread seeping in. Surely, he thought a little hysterically, surely Oliver wouldn’t be in—

    “GRYFFINDOR!”

    Percy’s left eye twitched as he reluctantly joined in the applause. And then, because this day could, apparently, get worse, Oliver decided that the best seat at the crowded Gryffindor table was the sliver of space next to Percy.

    ...

    Or, how Oliver Wood wore down Percy Weasley.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.

    Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.

    Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.

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    Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

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    20 May 2026

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    "So," said John, feeling out of his depth once again. "An owl." It was the same mild, politely curious tone of voice with which he had previously found himself uttering such things as: "So – three bags of frozen AB negative," and "So – a selection of human ears."

    "Goodness, John, with deductive prowess like that you'll soon be putting me in the shade," Sherlock said tartly. "Can't sneak anything past you, can we?"

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Harry has to hunt down a vampire and learns that the blood-sucker has ... relatives.

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    28 Nov 2025