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[F4F] JOI for a Good Girl by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Jul 2026
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"Harrowhark, dear, we have got to get you laid."
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After the worst breakup, Harrow is in desperate need of an outlet. Her annoying friend Dulcinea insists on trying an upscale escort service to work out the worst of her frustrations. She fails to mention that she's been hopelessly addicted to an anonymous woman with a voice like honey, who gives the best explicit ASMR.
And then there's the security guard with the ridiculous hair.
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The saints can't help me now, the ropes have been unbound by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Jun 2026
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In the quiet town of Drearburh, a constant threat lingers in the woods. The Blood of Eden pack slowly sinks their fangs into the church, taking a sacrifice every solstice in exchange for protection.
Harrowhark gives in to temptation, thus cementing herself as the town's next offering to the beasts.
The newest wolf has other ideas.
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S. lepidophylla by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Jun 2026
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"I do have a suggestion," John said, coming to take a seat beside her. She sat up and squared her shoulders. When John wanted to sit beside her, it usually meant the conversation coming next would leave her agitated and tired. "I think you need to produce an heir of your own."
Kiriona stared. Seconds of silence passed by with only her wide eyes and John's impassive glance. Finally, she burst into raucous laughter, going so far as to slap her knee.
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Gideon Nav's 57th escape attempt works, but she stumbles right into God. Divinity kind of sucks. At least John lets her pick her own wife.
Harrowhark doesn't get a choice.
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Hold you high above the flames by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Feb 2026
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"The Houses have grown fat on the Cohort's efforts. They linger within the safety of Dominicus, entirely unaware of the sacrifices we make to protect them. The time has come to call upon their sons and daughters, to enlist their blood for the glory of the Emperor Undying."
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What if you took the coffee shop AU River bubble but made it fucked up? The finest adepts of the Nine Houses face 'recruitment' into the Cohort, against their better judgment and their will. Harrowhark knows she's walking into the jaws of death, alongside seven others.
This will not be gentle. Please read the tags and intro.
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Unintended side effects by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Jan 2026
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Harrowhark knew damn well that her medications were life-saving. Except a new dose hits her right in the libido.
Gideon isn't concerned.
(Set in the same universe as "A rush of blood is not enough", but it can be read as a standalone.)
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- Part 3 of I Dare You
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I Dare You by jarofbeees
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Jan 2026
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Small towns and churches are hell for girls growing up. At least Gideon thinks so. A rage of emotions strips her away from her childhood best/worst friend. But eight years later, everything flips on its head when Harrowhark shows up as the new pharmacist at work.
(Modern AU, all based in the same universe)
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Went their way to Erebos by Katakaluptastrophy
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Feb 2026
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When a distress call is received by the Erebos, Cohort soldiers are dispatched on an emergency retrieval mission to the First House and witness the aftermath of unfathomable necromantic horrors.
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05 Jul 2026
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The Great Undoing by writteninblack
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Jan 2026
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"Will you sit on this?" Gideon asks, seemingly apropos of nothing (though Ianthe's threat of take that wretched woman to bed or else resounds in her head) as she hands her a pillow.
Harrow rears back from the fluffy piece of decorative nonsense. "Why would I?"
"Humor me."
Ninth nuns warned of carnal pleasures. Nothing about her existence constitutes the need for desires of the flesh beyond a desire to unite with the body of the locked tomb.
Yet, finally divorced from her own thoughts and very will, her body gives a jerk that unhinges her jaw until her mouth falls open, almost in shock. This sensation feels like a shock to her very system. She belatedly realizes this is why Gideon made her sit on the pillow, pure subterfuge. "Griddle," she warns.
"Just like that, Harrow. Keep going."
______As Gideon and Harrow explore physical intimacy for the first time, Harrow’s lifelong admirable Ninth modesty is a little tricky to shake.
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01 Jul 2026
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In the Blindness of My Eyes by silverapples for Dammit_Hawke
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Apr 2022
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“You’ve been so good for me, my Gideon,” you say. “Tell me what you want.”
I almost choke in my rush to get the words out. “I want to see you. Please, let me see you.”
Fill 1 of 2 for the prompt, "Body worship on a bone throne."
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01 Jul 2026
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Come Out at Night by TakeninStride
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Jan 2024
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Harrow’s life got flip-turned upside-down five years ago when she was turned into a vampire.
Gideon’s life got flip-turned upside-down, like, two weeks ago... and she hasn’t figured out she’s an incubus yet.Neither of them are willing or able to satisfy their monstrous base needs. Perhaps they can find a way to help each other, and get their lives turned right-side up again.
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27 Jun 2026
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My Favorite Thing to Be Is Yours by GallusSecundus
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Mar 2024
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“My goodness, you are a big pup,” Harrow murmured, stepping a little closer. “And so… fit. My name is Harrowhark.”
Oh my god. Harrow didn’t recognize her under her pup hood at all! This was great! She could mime her way through some polite back-and-forth, make a graceful exit, and hide under Dulcinea’s table before you could say “Fuck yeah!” Relaxing a little, Gideon pulled back her shoulders and stood up straight, showing off just how big and fit she was. Harrow reached out as if to run her fingers over Gideon’s well-muscled arm, then suddenly withdrew her hand.
“Excuse me,” she said, a blush blooming across her cheeks. She shoved her hands into her pockets. “I am not usually so handsy, or so hasty, for that matter. But there is something about you I find… alluring.”
Fuck, Gideon thought, she was not going to make it back to that table.
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Gideon goes to a fetish party, makes some new friends, and runs into her fucking ex.
Complete fic, posting weekly on Sundays.
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21 Jun 2026