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Merlin learned early on in his career as Arthur's manservant and destined protector that sick days were not a part of his contract.
After spending the week taking care of Arthur, Merlin has finally caught the prince's flu, and all he wants is a break. But with the spring tournament about to begin, and the discovery of a murder plot, Merlin doubts he'll get one anytime soon.or
Merlin gets sick and makes it worse by working through it and getting injured.
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It was over. Arthur was here. The Lamia was slain. Gwen was alright. The knights would be back to normal. It was over.
Able to relax for the first time in days, he let his knees buckle and his back slide down the wall. He hit the ground, and his vision turned to mist.
Merlin didn't make it out of his encounter with the Lamia unscathed, or so Arthur thinks when he slays the beast and finds Merlin slumped against the wall and bleeding. When he learns the true source of Merlin's injuries he is furious. He does his best to push that anger away though, because being there for Merlin matters far more right now.
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The Lamia episode but Merthur, and the knights actually injured Merlin.
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Breathless by inconsistentracoon for Mossymossymossy
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)
12 Jun 2024
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A crash landing has left Sora, Kairi, and Riku separated on Olympus mountain and Riku isn't answering his phone. Kairi and Sora must desperately search for him, fighting both Heartless and their own internal battles, but will they find him in time?
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Kairi has survivor's guilt, Sora has PTSD, and they're both very worried about Riku.
Takes place roughly 3 years post Melody of Memory, and 2 years post the fic KintsugiSeries
- Part 8 of Kintsugi-verse
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I've got soul, but I'm no soldier by inconsistentracoon
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)
10 May 2024
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Reluctant to use his Keyblade and exhausted from the battle of 1000 Heartless, Sora is overwhelmed by the remaining enemies. With his injuries beyond magical healing, Leon rushes to get him to safety, desperately hoping Aerith and the others can save him.
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What if Maleficent didn't show up to save the trinity trio, and Donald and Goofy realise too late that Sora needed their help.
Whumptober prompts:
"I've got soul, but I'm no soldier." | Outnumbered | “It’s all for nothing.”Series
- Part 5 of racoons whumptober2023
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Merlin escapes from Morgana before she can heal him or implant the Fomorroh, leaving him lost and injured in the middle of the forest. By the time Arthur and Gwaine find him he is sick and exhausted, but on the way back to Camelot he manages reveal something shocking - he knows who the traitor in Camelot is, and that they are in league with Morgana.
But will Arthur believe him? And what will he do with this knowledge?or
An alternative plot for s4e6 - A Servant of Two Masters, where Merlin doesn't get healed or brainwashed and remembers Agravaine brought him to Morgana. Also the classic magic confession and Merlin being our favourite self-sacrificing idiot.
Pre-slash but gen if you squintSeries
- Part 1 of Defiance
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A place to collect all my stories that take place in the same AU as my longfic Kintsugi.
Take place before, during, and after the story. Series ordering is thematic rather than necessarily chronological.
Marked as complete because there's no planned end to this, I'll just be adding more stories if I come up with more.Most can be read standalone.
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racoons whumptober2023 by inconsistentracoon
Fandom Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Merlin (TV)
11 May 2024
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Everything That Was Once Hidden (Becomes Something Held) by maeven_k
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
28 Jun 2025
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“It’s my job to protect you,” Merlin whispers.
Arthur’s brow creases. “At the cost of yourself?”
Merlin gives a crooked, painful smile. “That’s what protection is, isn’t it?”
Arthur doesn’t speak; he doesn’t know how to respond to that, how to even begin to unravel the lifetime of sacrifice tangled in those few words. Instead, he reaches out. Slowly. Gently. Fingers brushing Merlin’s forearm. Merlin flinches, not because he’s afraid, but because the touch is kind.
“Let me help,” Arthur says, voice raw. “Just this once. Let me take care of you.”
It's time for someone to hold what was once hidden.
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10 Jul 2026
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Aithusa can sense her egg-father as a steady presence in the back of her mind, even when he's not with her. His dreams and thoughts blur together with hers, until she wakes from nightmares of a pyre burning and feels his pain mingle with hers.
It’s how she knows to go to him when he’s lost, stumbling through the forest and close to death from a mace wound to his chest.
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- Part 1 of wanting was never enough
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10 Jul 2026
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Merlin saves the day - yet again - when he manages to get an injured Arthur and knights to safety. But Merlin's troubles are far from over when an investigation into what had happened to the king and knights leaves him in a bad way, and now it's Arthur and Gwaine's turn to be there for him.
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08 Jul 2026
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Day 12: Alternate 6: Head Injury
Merlin gets knocked out during an ambush. The Knights look after him.
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- Part 12 of Whumptober 2021
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11 Feb 2026
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Pieces Still Stuck In Your Teeth by howlsmovinglibrary
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 May 2024
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“I mean it,” she said. “Don’t kill anyone, Astarion. You’ve gotten what you wanted. Seven thousand lives was enough.”
“I don’t take orders from you anymore. You just said so, yourself.”
“The moment you kill someone,” Rose replied, “is the moment I'll know that my next task is to stop you.”
“Darling,” Astarion grinned, “I would sincerely like to see you try.”
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The Vampire Ascendent has crossed a line. Eleven years after making the biggest mistake of her life and losing the man she loved, tiefling wizard (now Archmage) Rosalie decides it’s time to put this Astarion in the ground for good. Hopefully, both her head and her heart are strong enough to see this awful task through to its end.
(A lovers-to-enemies, ‘we’re divorced and going to make it everyone else’s problem’, Vampire-Ascendent-aesthetic-but-make- it “I can STILL fix him’ fic)
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- Part 5 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)