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    Shane Hollander is not a small fucking guy; he is all muscle, with big, calloused hockey-player hands and eyes nearly pretty enough to disguise the violence hidden in breadth of his shoulders.

    Alexei is impressed.

    Not a bad get, for someone fished out of a pool of hockey men who look like thumbs, their noses like squashed tomatoes and ears like boat sails. If it could not be beautiful, nosy bitch Svetlana, if it has to be a man, if it has to be a hockey player, then rich as God Shane Hollander isn’t the worst Ilyusha could have pulled.

     

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    or Alexei is in deep shit. He can’t get to Ilya, so he tries the next best thing.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    [An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]

     

    @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. 

     

    Posted on February 12 2:30 pm

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    @ssmith20 wut?

    @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.

    @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane

    @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.

    @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right? 

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Luca Haas is a professional hockey player who admires Ilya Rozanov. @rollzy is a Tumblr user and Hollanov shipper who allegedly goes to the University of Ottawa. No one will ever connect the dots.

    or: Luca Haas’ rookie year, as told through Tumblr.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    On an off day in New York, the Ottawa Centaurs are free to do as they please to enjoy the city. While everyone is making plans, it is revealed that nobody knows where Luca is. Not even his own boyfriend.

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    The Ottawa Centaurs convince themselves that Luca was kidnapped in New York City.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Dykstra: Today is the day!
    Hollander: Remind me why Ilya and I are the ones taking them?
    Bood: You and Roz already handle Luca’s doctor’s appointments anyways
    Bood: It was only a matter of time.
    Chouinard: That fact is still crazy to me.
    Harris: Mom and Dad taking their kids to the doctor!

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    The Centaurs rookies need to get their wisdom teeth out. Why not together and all at once? Oh also Shane and Ilya are responsible for them. Mostly Shane.

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    22 Jun 2026