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    one shots of mariver, and maybe some random ideas I want to post for fun

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    While Rumi goes over the details for their upcoming tour, Zoey gets a very inconspicuous, not at all suspicious package that definitely does not contain a cock she's going to use to fuck Rumi stupid.

    Definitely not.

    It's a totally innocent package.

    Zoey's very trustworthy. Rumi can definitely trust her on this.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Rumi’s lucky to have born a Beta.
    That’s what she’s always told herself.
    That’s what Celine’s always told her, ever since she had her first period.
    She’s lucky shes’s never had to deal with heats—because she would have had to suffer through them alone.
    She could never anyone see her patterns—see her cracks, after all.
    She’s so lucky to have been born a beta.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    The messages start off stilted and formal, small pieces of paper attached to the collar of her beloved cat. Then, they go crazy, emojis and doodles and... is that glitter?

    And she really doesn't have any time for this - striking up a weird pen-pal correspondence with two total strangers - but Rumi just can't help being drawn towards these two mysterious women who take such good care of her cat.

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    Rumi accidentally ends up sharing custody of her cat with Mira and Zoey. The three of them become pen-pals through messages delivered via catmail to coordinate how to take care of him. It's silly and weird. Awkwardness and feelings happen.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    The collars were for-

    Oh, what the fuck.

    It wasn't like Zoey was a prude. She knew about kink—hell, she knew some of the things she sold were used for kink—and she'd also had thoughts about Mira putting a collar on her late at night when it was just her and her imagination, but-

    "Oh my god," Zoey murmured. She could feel the heat radiating from her face. "You don't have a dog."

    Zoey gets asked to make a collar for Mira's pet, Rumi, who's definitely a large dog and not her very human girlfriend, right?

    Right?

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “I’m sorry,” Zoey cut in meekly. “I’m just trying to understand—”

    Rumi whirled to face her, and she flinched back. “I’ve explained this to you before. We have insects that are pests and we have insects that are beneficial. If we let the pests live, they do damage, so we kill them. It doesn’t matter if it’s alive—all of them are alive, but some of them need to die.”

    A study of Rumi and bugs.

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    07 Jun 2026

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