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  1. Summary

    mind your tags.

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  2. Summary

    HR smut, always a little plot included just for flavor. All around, be mindful of tags.

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  3. Summary

    there won’t be much in here….

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  4. Summary

    Stories, arcs, character development, and of course - porn.

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    Fics that have a set plot and direction and are longer than just a couple of chapters.

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “So. That’s it? Those are the rules?” Hayden asked. “Don’t go through your texts or photos, keep up with your workouts and diet, and listen to everything Yuna says, without question.”

    Shane seemed to be thinking about it, pausing a second. All of a sudden, he looked up at Hayden, again with that intense anxiety face.

    “And most importantly, do not talk to Ilya Rozanov. Ever. No matter what.” Shane said, “Avoid him. Don’t even look at him. OK?”

    Hayden nodded, and resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Like he even needed to be told that. Besides, Shane had been avoiding Ilya Rozanov for his entire career. How hard could it be?

    OR a well-meaning witch bodyswaps Shane and Hayden (to teach them about the power of friendship) the day before the 2017 All Stars Game.

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    24 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    very cute very fun. a nice happy read :)

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    “Mmm. You want it bad,” Ilya purrs, teeth grazing the column of his throat.

    “Yeah,” Shane whines, hating how petulant it sounds. A fresh flare of determination rises up in response. “Just give it to me. Ilya. I can—just go hard. Just make it fit.”

    Ilya laughs quietly, incredulously. It’s hot against Shane’s ear. “Make it fit."

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    Or: in the midst of a stressful season, Shane's a little... out of practice. He's not gonna let that stop him getting what he wants.

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    23 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    author knows shane and ilya SUPREMELY

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    Stranger: u play hockey?
    You: Yes. You?
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: what level?
    You: University, what about you?
    Stranger: mlh
    You: Yeah, sure lol
    Stranger: am serious
    You: Okay, well I don’t believe you. Why would an MLH player be on Omegle to talk about hockey lol
    Stranger: maybe i like to inspire people

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    23 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    my dick exploded

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    Shane Hollander has been a very good roommate to Ilya Rozanov for nine months. Never makes too much noise. Does the laundry without being asked.

    Ilya comes home early one Saturday and finds out exactly how good of a roommate Shane can be.

    Or — a filthy little hollanov roommate!au one shot where Ilya doesn’t realize what a pervert his roommate Shane is until he comes home from work early one day and finds him in a very compromised position in Ilya’s bed. Is that Ilya’s fleshlight on Shane’s…?

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    21 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    beautiful characterizations. love the dichotomy between freak ass nasty shane and sweet “i’ll cook him dinner” ilya. good fucking food