16 Bookmarks by funnylittlehyperfixation
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When a mosh pit-turned-bar fight leaves them both bloodied and bruised, Lyla is more than surprised and just a wee bit pissed she gets stuck patching up the lead singer of the band. What follows is a hell-raising night of sex, drugs, and debauchery.
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27 Apr 2026
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You awake to find you have no memories of the past year- almost like they were wiped from your mind. You want to move on and try to pick up your life, but the glimpses of familiar faces and scenes around Wellington taunt you, and you can’t just let it be.
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26 Apr 2026
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i'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway by Lycanthra (Wolfarella)
Fandoms: Repugnant (Band), Ghost (Sweden Band)
04 May 2026
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You look at him almost like you expect him to lunge out of the booth and tear into you like a wild animal. It’s a tempting thought, if he’s honest.
He’s arrogant and tactless; too intense for a lot of people. And he’s bored with the posers in his scene and the superficial assholes who only like him because he’s in a band.
Enter you.(companion piece to ‘crack me open so i feel the air inside me,’ select scenes from the original in Mary’s POV.)
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- Part 3 of the Watermelon ‘verse
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04 Apr 2026
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Amelia is trying to run from her traumatic past life in the states. She takes a risk and moves to Italy to start over where she meets the mysterious Cardinal of sin, Copia. She feels a strange pull to him, but there is more to meet the eye behind the dark paint he wears. Her life is only just beginning in this chapel of sin...
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06 Mar 2026
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crack me open so i feel the air inside me by Lycanthra (Wolfarella)
Fandoms: Repugnant (Band), Ghost (Sweden Band)
22 Feb 2026
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It’s not like he’s undressing you with his eyes. It’s like he’s peeling your skin back so he can see right into you. Like a tinkerer who wants to take you apart and figure out how you work—and sabotage it.
You’re awkward, uncool, and so boringly routine it’s almost impressive. Even when you’re taking orders and slinging coffee, people don’t see you.
Enter one Mary Goore.Series
- Part 1 of the Watermelon ‘verse
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07 Feb 2026
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You are one of many assistants to the Ministry’s tailor, and this time you’re assisting her with some new suits for Papa III. He is pleasant enough, if a bit pompous and full of himself; unfortunately—or fortunately—for you, he can read all over your face that you don’t care for him.
He wishes you would cut the attitude just once.
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30 Jan 2026
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A fleeting romance on tour between The Ministry's resident artist and Papa Emeritus III ends badly.
Violetta returns to the Ministry heartbroken but determined to get back to work and put it behind her.
Little does she know that things are about to get complicated.Bookmarked by funnylittlehyperfixation
18 Dec 2025
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Liv's best friend dragged her to a bar with two promises: fun, and zero pressure. She failed on both counts. Because Liv’s night became a crash course in the chaos that is Mary Goore—the musician whose name came with warnings, and a smile that made her forget every single one of them.
Now, as her best friend's wedding planning kicks into high gear, Liv finds her quiet life permanently intertwined with his chaotic one. And the one thing she never saw coming? She might actually like it.
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10 Dec 2025
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01 Dec 2025
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Perpetua has known for decades that his twin brother is a sentimental dork. After showing up with a new 'companion feeder' (because that's what they're calling pets these days), Copia has been fangs-over-heels for her in the most sickeningly obvious way. Good thing Perpetua has never had any desire to have a pet. Lets just cross our fingers and hope that the Human Distribution System doesn't have a wild sense of humor, shall we?
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01 Dec 2025
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Going undercover to infiltrate the notorious Emeritus crime family is no walk in the park, but things become even dicier as you find yourself caught between two devilish brothers - Copia, the refined underboss, and V, the family's brutal enforcer. As passion ignites and loyalties shift, you must navigate the fine line between law and lawlessness, love and loyalty, and the cost of deception when choosing sides could mean the difference between salvation and destruction.
In a world where trust is currency and betrayal is death, sometimes the most dangerous thing you can do is fall in love.
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04 Nov 2025
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All right guys this is all your fault. I am taking no accountability for the fact that I have been drunk on Copia fics for months. Y'all too good.
And now here I am absolutely feral thanks to all you other writers here.
And I’m sure, like all of you, I cannot get enough of our goofy, clumsy, strange rat man, so here I am writing my own dang story to satisfy my insane dripping desire for Copia.
Gonna do things a lil different here as far as my head canon goes. You'll see.Copia, a former front man of the Ghost Project turned Frater Imperator, has retired (sort of) from clergy work in Italy but now he’s back in the states in a rented van just so he can see a bit of the gorgeous countryside - something he always wanted to do after several tours there.
Free-spirited Addie Jane is staying long term at a campground living life as an epic SciFi author.
During a solo pool game late at night she’s unknowingly attracted the attention of an enigmatic visitor, lulled in by her jukebox selection.
It’s not before long she realizes that she rather likes being caged by this strange, Satanic man, when it’s between his arms and underneath him.
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28 Oct 2025
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Alcinia is perfectly content with her position in The Ministry, more recently being recruited to the band's effort to collect more followers globally, and her previous tours went by uneventfully- or as uneventful as a Satanic band's crowd can get. While coming back to the everyday, droning, gossip-filled life of a Sister of Sin has its social downsides, she relishes in the free time she has after the tour comes to an end.
But the startup of the next is upon The Clergy, and she knows she's likely to be asked to come along again. The new tour commences shortly, just in time for a surprisingly tense relationship with her boss, Cardinal Copia, to form, and she has a feeling it'll be far more interesting this time around.
***Smut chapters are marked with asterisks, and possibly triggering/disturbing chapters with exclamation points***
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08 Sep 2025
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During the day you are a journalist, but at night you record your voice for the enjoyment of anyone in need of some 'nightly help'. When a piece about the band Ghost and it's ministry brings you to Copia's world, he suffers. You are his favorite content maker of the voice and ASMR kind, and now you are there for who knows how long. Speaking to him in your lovely voice.
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23 Aug 2025
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He roamed the halls like a ghost, and he wasn’t one for conversations. The few sisters who had caught a glimpse of him trembled as they recalled their memory of his spine-chilling stare. Sister Isabel hadn’t seen the man herself. She hadn’t been too interested in the constant gossip. If anything, it was beginning to get on her nerves.
An unfortunate encounter with the new frontman makes Isabel’s life a living hell when she is offered a new job… as his assistant.
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04 Aug 2025
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Their relationship began as a temptation — a sin wrapped in the sweetness of mystery. She wanted to feel owned. He needed to forget. But what was supposed to be anonymous quickly becomes intimate... too intimate. In the darkness of the abbey, temptation wears many faces. And not all of them are strangers.
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17 Jul 2025