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Source: It was revealed to me in a dream by StellaMae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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"I was just having a… nice dream, and my body responded. It’s a… natural biological process.” Ryland makes the conscious decision to not tell Rocky what it’s called. “It’s related to reproduction, sort of."
“Oh,” Rocky says. “Understand. Is biological process finished now, question?”
Even through the filter of the computer voice, Ryland can pick up on Rocky's devious tone. He knows the answer to his question. Ryland had gone over basic human reproductive biology with him on like, day 25 of their relationship. Friendship? Whatever. And Rocky never forgets anything, so of course he knows he wasn’t “finished.” He can tell Ryland is embarrassed, and he’s trying to make it worse, for some reason.
Well, it’s working. Despite his best efforts to remain neutral, Ryland is pretty sure he's blushing down to his chest.
“Yes and no,” he finally answers, trying to ignore that despite everything that’s happened since he woke up, he’s still very hard in his underwear. He rubs at his face, trying to make the blush go away. “I’m… going back to sleep.”
“Okay,” Rocky says. “Sweet dreams.”
That little… fudging… freak. Darn him to heck.
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12 Jun 2026
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Pressure Points by eveBestt for ofthetides
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Five times Eva Stratt or Ryland Grace has a migraine, and one time they both do.
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11 Jun 2026
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Little Science Lapdog by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has some inappropriate thoughts sitting in Eva Stratt's office alone.
When she comes in, he gets to learn some new things about himself and what he likes.
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11 Jun 2026
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Memories of the Stars by hkafterdark
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Aug 2016
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“Don’t you want your birthday present?” Bones asks. “You’re always badgering me about getting you something nice.”
“Aw, Bones, you shouldn’t have.” Jim grins and knocks him in the shoulder. “Where is it?”
“Back in my quarters,” Bones says without a trace of irony or embarrassment.
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10 Jun 2026
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Jim just can't get enough. Like...really. Lucky for him, Bones takes it rather well.
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09 Jun 2026
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Mistaken Mismatch by infiniteeight
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Jul 2016
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Sex has never been all that impressive for Leonard, and he's long since given up trying to make it better. Considering how much Jim enjoys sex, he thinks he can be forgiven for assuming any romantic relationship they attempted would be doomed to failure.
Jim proves him wrong on multiple counts.
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07 Jun 2026
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“Skip to the point, Jim. The sooner you spit it out, the sooner I can refuse and get back to work.”
“It’s really no big deal,” Jim says as the door slides closed behind them. “I just need you to come down to Hearth with us…as my husband.”
The Enterprise has been sent to negotiate reaccession to the Federation with an isolationist religious group known as the Kindred. While there, Jim notices that some of the children seem to be gravely ill. The problem is, the Kindred practice faith healing and refuse to allow a doctor to be brought in. So Jim does what he does best: he improvises.
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- Part 1 of palimpsest verse
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07 Jun 2026
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Jim wouldn’t have ever believed it in a million years if he hadn’t seen it for himself, hadn’t made the unfortunate life choice to go buy donuts and then decide to use the lock code Bones had given him for emergencies only Jim, and if you abuse that right I have no problem using your skinny ass as a pin cushion. Really, it’s his own fault he’d just walked right into the hottest thing he’d ever seen in his life.
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- Part 1 of Dímelo
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07 Jun 2026
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Submit, Fight, Fail, Fall (or why you can't fight the blood that's in you) by akainagi
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
06 Aug 2014
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Jim Kirk is an omega with a chip on his shoulder. He thinks all alphas are assholes. Then he meets one that isn't.
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07 Jun 2026
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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06 Jun 2026
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it's lonely out in space by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
19 Mar 2026
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Grace is touch starved.
Rocky can fix.
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- Part 1 of Platonic cuddling
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05 Jun 2026
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He purposefully doesn’t think about the uneasy friendship that’s been developing between them. Afternoons of chess, arguing over the war table, meals taken together when the Commander remembers that he’s human and needs to eat. In truth, Dorian only calls it uneasy because calling it a friendship without the qualifier feels like… like tempting fate. Dorian doesn’t have friends. Even now, outside of Tevinter and its politics, he has allies. Close allies, to be sure, but friendship brings feelings, and all feelings do is bring disappointment. That’s a lesson Dorian has learned time and time again. Besides, it would be ridiculous to imagine that a former templar could ever truly be friends with a mage.
Cullen doesn't want to be dependent on lyrium.
Dorian has some interesting methods to help him deal with withdrawal.
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23 May 2026
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"Here's the Orlaisian part," the Inquisitor says. "Assuming you're both amenable, I'd like to try relationships with both of you, with your full knowledge and consent."
"Oh," says Cullen. "That is ... terribly Orlaisian, yes."
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23 May 2026
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The Inquisitor’s name day is coming up, and her friends and advisors are insistent upon celebrating. But it has to be planned in secret, as Evelyn insists that they have more important things to do than plan parties. They have ten days to make it happen while she’s away, but will that be enough time?
And can they finally convince Cullen to confess his feelings for her?
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20 May 2026
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Lotus Gardening by WrenAndPoppy
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
21 Feb 2017
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After accidentally learning more than he wanted to about the sex life of Solas and the Inquisitor, Cullen becomes convinced that Solas has some secret trick for giving women multiple orgasms. After a lot of drunken begging, he convinces Solas to teach him, but he doesn’t realize how hands-on the teaching will be.
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20 May 2026
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Orlais Gets It Right by Sloth_Race
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
19 Jun 2016
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Cullen has been trying his damnedest to maintain a professional relationship with the Inquisitor, despite his growing feelings for her. When a shipment of Orlesian lingerie mysteriously arrives at Skyhold, however, Eve seizes the opportunity to show him exactly what she thinks of his professional distance.
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19 May 2026
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Letters from Orlais - Prequel by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
09 Jul 2016
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Before Orlais. Before Skyhold. There was the Herald, and her Commander.
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A look at Cullen's relationship with the Inquisitor that begins with sex and develops into so much more.
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- Part 2 of Letters from Orlais
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19 May 2026
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Life in the Ostwick Circle was cruel and oppressive and Evelyn Trevelyn swears she will never be under a Templar's control again.
But a late-night encounter with the Commander of her army, an ex-Templar, leaves the Inquisitor with complicated feelings over the new tenor of their relationship.
All she knows for certain is that she doesn't want it to stop.
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19 May 2026
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As the World Falls Down by Khirsah
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
06 Jun 2015
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For the kink meme prompt:
Josephine holds an Orlesian-style ball at Skyhold and everyone is to attend masked and out of uniform. Trevelyan decides that this is the perfect time to blow off some steam without giving anyone reason to brag about having slept with the Herald of Andraste, so she finds a partner for some masked, inebriated, anonymous sex.
Unfortunately, she didn't realize that her stressed out, buttoned-down Commander had the same idea...
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- Part 1 of A Dragon Age Fairy Tale
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- 25/25
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16 May 2026
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One, Two, Magic by manic_intent
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Jan 2015
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12 May 2026