evilhobbitqueen
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Grandmaster of Wicked Cultivation by ellienchanted, evilhobbitqueen, nx_for_short, planta_genista, westiec, zylaa
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2021
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So if you care to find me,
Look to the Yiling skies!
As we once swore, Lan Wangji —
Live with no regrets, stand with the right!
And if I'm standing solo
At least these Wens are free!
If you won't stop us,
Take a message back for me:Tell them I'm fine with resentful energy!
The yinhufu's mine, I'll defy society!
And soon I'll match them in renownWicked: The Musical, but it's Mo Dao Zu Shi
Series
- Part 14 of Oops, We Filked It Again
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"Wellerman" but it's Hanguang Jun Going Wherever The Chaos Is by evilhobbitqueen, theleakypen, westiec
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jan 2021
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There once was a man who traveled free
And the name of the man was Lan Wangji
The winds blew all around his guan
Blow, me bully boys, blowSoon may Hanguang-jun come
So our juniors won't be overrun
One day when the night hunt is done
We'll take our leave and goYes, it's exactly what it says on the tin.
Series
- Part 13 of Oops, We Filked It Again
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Barrett's Privateers but make it The Untamed by evilhobbitqueen, theleakypen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2020
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God damn them all
I was told we’d cruise the seas for Qishan gold
We’d cross no swords, shed no tears
Now I’m a broken man on a Caiyi pier
The last of Yiling’s Privateersor: exactly what it says on the tin
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- Part 11 of Oops, We Filked It Again
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Oops, We Filked It Again by bladedweaponsandswishycoats (jeweledichneumon), catcet, Chaos_Librarian, ellienchanted, evilhobbitqueen, griet, merfance, nx_for_short, planta_genista, ScarlettStorm, T_Beresford, theleakypen, Val Mora (valmora), valmora, westiec, zylaa
Fandom Schitt's Creek, 七爷 | Qi Ye - priest, 射鵰三部曲 - 金庸 | Shè Diāo Sān Bù Qǔ - Jin Yong | Condor Trilogy - Jin Yong, 水浒传 - 施耐庵 | Water Margin - Shi Naian, 琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV), 绝代双骄 | Handsome Siblings (TV 2020), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
23 Jul 2023
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We keep writing these, and we inflict them on the internet here. Eat your heart out, Weird Al.
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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In which Shane Hollander has the favour of the Honorable Siblinghood of Equipment Managers (or at least, the South-Eastern Canada regional meeting thereof) by ineptshieldmaid
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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The best players, Stefan's mentor had told him, are like racehorses: highly strung, and easily spooked. Hollander was the best of the best. And his career - the challenge of working with him and his particular routines - had elevated Stefan's standing in the Honorable Siblinghood, so it was as much professional debt as favouritism that had Stefan taking a particular interest in Hollander, by the time he came out to the locker room. Stefan expected to be working with him until one or other of them retired. [...]
If, after that, Hollander's skate laces were replaced before they started to wear thin, and if the new laces passed through the hands of at least two fully-sworn Senior or Very Senior Equipment Managers before they met his skates, that was within Stefan's discretion. He never even spoke of it, directly, to his team.Bookmarked by evilhobbitqueen
07 Jun 2026
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Perseverance by techtchr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jun 2026
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Stranded at 40 Eridani with his best friend — who has too many legs and absolutely no concept of minding his own business — Grace has made peace with life on Erid. Then Rocky runs the numbers. The numbers are bad. Grace is declining, slowly but certainly, despite Rocky's best efforts.
Rocky's solution is exactly what you'd expect: massive, meticulous, and completely non-negotiable. A new ship. A diplomatic delegation. Six years of travel with the only family he has left — which, Grace privately admits, is the first thing that's made going home feel possible. And one small additional item Rocky mentions almost as an afterthought: the thrum has determined that Grace requires a mate, and they have assigned it diplomatic priority.
Grace has a lot of feelings about this. Rocky is unmoved.
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- Part 1 of Keeping Faith
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Project MurderBot by FallingAstronauts
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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A mystery distress signal from an ancient human ship reaches ART, SecUnit, and the rest of the crew.
Rocky is determined to save Grace from starvation.
Shenanigans ensue.
Bookmarked by evilhobbitqueen
28 May 2026
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Heaven on Their Minds by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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By the time Ryland Graces returns to Earth, he's almost 70 and has spent more time on Erid than his home planet.
Meanwhile, on Earth, nearly 100 years have passed. A lot can change in a century.
“It’s um. A religion. A small one! But - yes. There’s a portion of Christians who hold the belief that you are the second coming of God. God the Son.” She pauses. “Jesus,” she clarifies, unhelpfully.
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Making the Catch by GoofyGomez
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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27 years have passed since the launch of Hail Mary. Eva Stratt is forced to confront her ghosts as a message arrives from outer space - a message from the grave.