escapismandsharpobjects
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bad things happen bingo: sore throat
Something’s up.
It takes him a moment to work it out, such that the water overflows in his mug. He wipes it up hastily with a muttered, “shit,” and just like that, the pieces fall into place.
Stef has been utterly silent this entire time.
He’s never known Stef to be silent for more than, say, twenty seconds. He doesn’t think he’s capable of it.
Except Stef’s been sitting here for at least four minutes, and he hasn’t said a word. -
steel toes & frozen veg by escapismandsharpobjects
Fandoms: Slow Horses (TV), Slough House - Mick Herron
09 Jun 2026
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bad things happen bingo: kick them while they are down
He hadn’t even gone looking for trouble this time.
Really, he hadn’t.
And yet here he is, slap bang in the middle of a bank robbery. -
i understand. by escapismandsharpobjects for blue_and_bloodied
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
04 Jun 2026
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bad things happen bingo: fake kill scare
He doesn’t want to do this.
Fuck, he doesn’t want to do this.
But they’re as good as dead otherwise.
Illya might be as good as dead anyway. -
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bad things happen bingo: non-consensual kiss
Stefan feels…weird.
Well, that’s not precisely true. What he feels is drunk. Really drunk. So super drunk. He’s pretty sure he isn’t supposed to be this drunk, but he is.
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bad things happen bingo: taking the blame
“It was my fault,” says Illya, partly because it is relatively true and partly because, even if it weren’t, it’s better that he takes the blame.