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Bertie Wooster is in love again but this time he’s quite shocked to realize the object of his affection is none other than his own valet Jeeves. Being a modern fellow, Bertie decides to throw caution to the wind a pursue his darling. But how to do it?
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14 Jun 2026
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hate a fucking chartreuse by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Black Sails
20 Apr 2022
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Izzy hates the Spring. He hates how everyone winds up waltzing around with wonder-filled faces, gazing out at the world like it’s suddenly Better just because the sun’s in a slightly different place. He hates how much longer it takes to park the motorcycle when bougie little scooters and e-bikes take up all the spots, how quickly it gets too warm to wear any decent looking jacket without sweating to death, and he especially hates how the color palette of everything from looming adverts to flowerbeds is attacked by a jubilant army of tacky pastels keen on pissing him off personally: all pinks and purples and chartreuse. Izzy hates a fucking chartreuse.
In which a year has passed, Stede still has a pitbull named Venny, Ed still has a terrier named Cat, Izzy Hands is a begrudging babysitter, and it's yet another lovely spring day in Washington Square Park for talking shit with hot strangers.
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26 May 2026
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"You go first," Hans said, breathy against his ear. Henry felt like his fingertips might start to prickle from the lack of circulation.
"Shouldn't you?" he heard himself ask.
"My hero. You go first."
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- Part 13 of Et Nos Cedamus Amori
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04 May 2026
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Merely a friendly request by reagiculimad
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 Apr 2026
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“Alright… What would you have me do then, Sir Hans?” Henry’s mind races. He can already see his lord ordering him onto a bath wench on all fours while Hans sits right beside them, taking notes like a scholar. Heat creeps through him, and he masks it with a crooked smile and a joke. “Shall I go fetch a book on arse fucking for you?”
Hans throws his head back and laughs. “Do you think me so cruel as to send you on such a tiresome errand?” He swigs his wine. “Though… there is something you could do to help. You wouldn’t even have to do anything, really.” He swipes his tongue across his lips.
_Or, Hans wants to try it in the butt, but there is no bathmaid in sight. Oh no, what is he gonna do?
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30 Apr 2026
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The Curse we Made by GoldenGoblin (Kingsman315)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Mar 2026
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There are easier people to want than Hans Capon. Henry knows this, has known it for a while now. Yet Hans keeps showing up anyway, and Henry keeps letting him, and they almost never say anything about it.
But plague has a way of making cowards brave enough to do stupid things, and the thing about ‘almost’ is that it’s so much worse than nothing.
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26 Apr 2026