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As is the case with most internet rabbit holes, Matt can't remember how he got here. One minute he's arguing with someone on the Rotten Tomatoes off-topic thread and now he's reading a Wikipedia article about a guy who shot himself for an art project.
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Jay knows that Matt can be mean, he’s experienced it first hand. But there’s something else Jay has noticed in Matt that he can’t quite describe.
Sometimes, on rare occasions, usually after hours of riffing and improvisation, Matt will start going down a particular path. The path starts with usual banter, then quickly devolves into violent fantasy. It always ends the same, Matt heavy breathing, excusing himself and leaving the room for a few minutes, then jumping back into skits and bits as if nothing happened. Leaving Jay wondering, yet again, if he’d just been imagining things.
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16 Jun 2026
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something in the work will make a fool of you by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
17 Jun 2026
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As Jay wakes up he realizes he had the same dream again. It wasn't identical, but it was in the same unkempt house with the sun setting through the front window, at the same piano. And the man who ruined his life yesterday was wearing a really, really stupid hat.
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Matt and Jay are stuck in a cursed world where they never met. Jay is a corporate jingle writer, and Matt is a hedge fund manager about to liquidate his office. They don't remember their real lives, or each other. They have a lot of soul searching to do before they can escape.Bookmarked by decaphage
23 May 2026
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Jay wants to be somewhere else, back home with the space heater at his feet. The stadium is miserable, his chair is hard and small, and his lower-back pain is flaring. He's relieved that he was able to convince Matt against more hamburgers, narrowly escaping a pickle-flavored kiss. Speaking of, Jay watches the couple on the big screen smile and wave goodbye, replaced by a bright advertisement for concessions.
"We might be next!" Matt says, turning his head close to yell in Jay's ear.
What if Matt didn't eat all those Wahlburgers?
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11 Apr 2026
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Rock Lee, Diplomatic Envoy to Sunagakure. There are so many ways that could go wrong. But Lee is determined to succeed! And to befriend the feared Kazekage too, while he's at it. Good thing Lee loves a challenge...
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- Part 1 of Diplomatic Relations
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18 Jul 2025