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I will eat you alive by dandywarholic
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Apr 2026
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Four years have passed since Giorno has become the Don of Passione. All he's shown Abbacchio is kindness, respect, and trust. Who said he should do that? Who does he think he is? He always looks so pretty and perfect, always doing the right thing.
So, one day Abbacchio gets drunk and confronts him about it. It quickly gets out of hand. -
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In the novel it is confirmed Shizuo and Izaya fought nearly every single day, until Simon broke up their brawl and forced them to eat sushi, each and every time.
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“Do you not like that you weren’t the one to give me these bruises?” He passed his fingers through his blonde hair, pushing back his bangs. “Are you the only one allowed to hurt me?”
“Yes,” he said, shockingly definitive. Izaya assumed there would be some denial.
It thickened his throat, and he swallowed; he could feel his heart stutter. It didn’t fill him with joy, like the human had; it felt sticky.
“You know I arranged it.”
“No shit.”
“Then why bother?”
“Because you’re mine.”
That flushed heat through his entire body like he was sunk into a vat of acid. The words were fundamentally human—to claim another—but so reminiscent of the barbarism that drove him up the wall. Izaya never saw himself as something to claim. That’s not how it worked.
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Izaya found a new hobby and has a really, really good day.
Shizuo? Not so much.Series
- Part 12 of Quiet Light
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“What are you doing?” Kururi asked softly as Izaya pulled out pots and pans. Looking through the fridge and pantry. Shizuo wondered the same.
Izaya set some ingredients down on the counter with a shrug.
“Making dinner.”Shizuo’s brow raised.
Mairu laughed, “Oh my god, you didn’t tell them you were coming!?”
What?
“Izaya,” Shizuo scolded in surprise.
The man turned around with a smile. “I haven’t seen them in a while; isn’t it nice to give surprise visits?”
Shizuo’s brow furrowed. “Not when you’re—“
“-Introducing a boyfriend,” Mairu finished for him.
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Izaya decides it's time to make an obligatory family reunion, forcing their label, or lack there of, to be pushed out of the park.Series
- Part 11 of Quiet Light
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“At what point after having a play fight over laundry do I meet your mother?” It didn’t have any tone, as if it were any other thought.
Shizuo blinked.
This was a thought that never really occurred to him.
It made him laugh.
No way was he going to meet his mom. The idea was ridiculous. He couldn’t even imagine how embarrassing it would be to go, “Yes, Mother. I’m not going to give you grandchildren. The person who I live with is destroying my life.”
Shit, he hasn’t even told his parents what he does for a living.
“You’re not meeting my mother.”
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This hypothetical question will haunt Shizuo for the rest of his life.Series
- Part 10 of Quiet Light
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How did it happen? Where Shizuo and Izaya somehow him found themselves living domestically like this. Still in an endless battle of denial. They hated each other’s small details and mannerisms, they hated how they missed each other when they weren’t around.
Unfortunate events leading them to sleep in the same bed and Shizuo cooking for him, but still somehow arguing to his friends that they weren’t anything more than enemies. Enemies? Could he say that anymore?
Who was he kidding? Everyone saw through it, even himself.- Words:
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Mighty Tyrant vs. Mighty Titan - Reliving the Nightmare by nervepowder
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
07 Apr 2026
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It had been 28 years.
28 years since he'd experienced a nightmare that would serve to rewire his conscience entirely,
28 years since he'd lost his dream of justice to an unjust system of corporate scum,
28 years since he'd been in uniform- if only for a day,and 28 years since he'd been at the lustful mercy of a beast under the influence of a mysterious acidic aphrodisiac.
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that's right, it's time for part two! all thanks to capcom forcing Leon to meet another tyrant in the same place he'd met the first.
I encourage you to read "Mighty Tyrant vs. Mighty Twink" first for context. It's short, I promise!Bookmarked by dandywarholic
03 May 2026
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How did Leon get recruited to work for the USSTRATCOM? Didn't he look mad pissed like he's going to tell the guy behind the camera who was trying to recruit him to "fuck off" in the Darkside Chronicles: Memories of a Lost City Ending? But then, didn't we also have the files in Resident Evil 3 where our boo boo Leon was wearing pajamas looking less pissed, getting recruited by maybe another guy? Maybe Benford?
Wouldn't it be fun if those are two separate events, and a bunch of stuff happens in the middle for me to corrupt? And OH MY Hunk without the mask is hot, WHY DON'T I THROW HIM IN FOR FUN? (Sorry, not Chapter 1 yet... he's going to come in... chapter 3)
I also haven't tried writing explicit scenes, so no smut XD Sorry!
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19 Mar 2026
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Dances with the Grim Reaper by LittleMissOrc
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
27 Aug 2023
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"Hunk looked into its warped grey face. Its eyes held nothing in them. They weren’t like Birkin’s full of desperate rage, they weren’t cloudy and rotten like the zombies, they weren’t full of anything. The blankness in them struck Hunk. He knew that these things were in development, but staring a mindless, obedient, weapon in the face made Hunk realize how doomed the entire world was going to be. Hunk expected his skull to get crushed by the tyrant’s large hand, but before that could happen, he heard several pops and the sound of glass cracking. On the other side of the observation tank, surrounded by decaying vines, was the cop. He stood ramrod straight with a handgun in his hands. Hunk saw the way his chest heaved with panicked breathing, he could see cold fear in the boy’s blue eyes. Still, he seemed determined to save Hunk."
Or an AU in which Hunk and Leon met that fateful day in Raccoon City
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19 Mar 2026
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"He lowered his weapon and sighed, looking around the hallway to see if the coast was clear.
However, he felt like it was never clear..with that huge hulking Tyrant parading the whole department. Even if he couldn't hear the heavy bellow of the chunky boots, he still felt eyes on him. He wasn’t sure how he felt about the obvious stalking. He was actually shocked at how the bastard hasn't managed to even kill him yet. He was large, lumbering and imposing, walking with no hesitation and with clear purpose, yet..it was rare the beast ever laid a finger on him. Not that Leon would give him the chance." -
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"Ah!" Leon cried out, stumbling back in alarm as what he had previously mistaken for gunpowder in the sparsely lit storage room clearly was not. The bottle's plastic factory label was stained and peeling, making it hard to read, but it resembled the same containers he had already come across numerous times before all around the station. Yet, when he opened it, a white powder burst up into the air as if it were primed to explode. Whether it was some tasteless prank or a defective chemical that was poorly placed, he couldn't tell but as that powder hit his face, it was too late for him to draw away. He held his breath, but could not shield his eyes in time.
They burned. It was the kind of burn he could only associate with swimming too long in a pool with too much chlorine in the water. He tried to use his sleeve to clear the powder away from his face to no avail.
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Suffering chemical burns that blind him, Leon has to rely on a very unlikely and terrifying ally to survive this hellish place in one piece.Mr. X, in the meantime, grows infatuated with the blinded rookie and cares for him like a small, cute, wounded animal.
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04 Mar 2026