curiousCanine
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Stanley Pines would not describe his life as 'tragic'. That required a certain level of dignity that the universe refused to allow him. So really, this was par for the course. The least he can do is laugh about the whole thing. It’s a shame nobody else seems to agree with him.
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You cannot let it in, no matter what. It is abhorrent. It is evil. It will kill you if you do.
You must let it in, no matter the cost. It is alone. It is in pain. You would rather die than shut it out.
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- Part 1 of Bloodsucker Brother
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Mabel and Ford get a little too into the Summerween spirit after Fiddleford's raccoon wife kicks the bucket.
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Every night, after the pawn shop is locked up, Filbrick counts the till by himself. Every night, he makes sure the "closed" side of the sign is clearly displayed in the front window.
Despite this, every night, there's a visitor.
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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22 Jun 2026
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two are gonna stumble along the way, one is gonna go up alone by maybemight_love
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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Eva Stratt stares at the short transmission. It’s in unremarkable Mary-standard ACSII format, just like the rest of the status updates had been. This one read, on the early-morning, sun-streaked pixels of her MacBook:
HAILMARY/INC/STATUS-25/07/2023-CREW
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YAO - DECEASED; Vitals - NONE, EEG READ: BRAIN DEATH
ILYUKHINA - DECEASED; Vitals - NONE, EEG READ: BRAIN DEATH
GRACE - ALIVE; Vitals - WNL (WITHIN NORMAL LIMITS).-
Ten months after launch, Project Hail Mary recieves a status transmission informing them that Yao and Ilyukhina have died in their comas. Eva Stratt isn't ready to talk to medical lead Chananyapak Yimlamai about what that means.
Inspired by this post < https://www.tumblr.com/hauntedhowlett/813429326601175040/so-the-project-hail-mary-ground-team-probably-had?source=share > by, and written with consent from, @hauntedhowlett on tumblr
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09 May 2026
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For the first time in what must surely be forever, nearly the entire Pines family will gather under one roof. Filbrick has resigned himself to a weekend of dread, terrible small talk, and general disappointment with the state of his family, as he always has for years.
But in the cold night, he begins to see an figure creeping closer and closer. It says nothing, wants nothing, but sometimes, if he listens very carefully, he thinks he can hear something strange-a whistle.
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07 Apr 2026
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I hear, I see, I do not learn
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In one dimension, Stanford Pines emerges from the portal alone.
Upstairs, he encounters his niece and nephew(s?) for the first time, who are very surprised to see a guy come out from behind the vending machine in the gift shop.
Only one person has the explanation for them all, and the government has made sure he won't be able to share it. (for about 12 hours).
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27 Mar 2026
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Ford is going to go to West Coast Tech. Yes, there was a bump in the road, Stan broke his perpetual motion machine, but he fixed it! No need to worry, everything was alright and no one would know–
Ford doesn’t get in. Stan is kicked out. Homeless and scared, he falls asleep in the Stanleymobile with a thin reassurance that, at the very least, this is the worst of it.
And then he wakes up in his bed again, and Stan has to wonder, maybe that’s not true.
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19 Mar 2026