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    "Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"

    Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.

    "'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.

    . . . um.

    Whoops.

    "Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.

    "Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.

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    02 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    Someone had to stay and do the work of Batman. Batman needed a Robin, even if that Batman was Dick now. Maybe especially because it was Dick. Tim needed to go, needed to get whatever this was out of his system, and they couldn’t let him do it alone in this state. Damian needed a sense of purpose, something to give him an assurance of his place here when it had been so rattled with Bruce's loss.

    It made sense, Dick and Damian in Gotham, Jason with Tim. The only reasonable solution, and none of them were happy with it.

     

    (Or: Tim’s quest to prove Bruce is alive plays out differently when the family starts off in a better place with each other. Tim does still lose his spleen, though. That is definitely a thing that happens.)

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    26 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Father sent you to join me because you’re injured as well?”

    “I mean, ‘sent’ is a pretty strong word. I’d say we mutually agreed it would be better for me to spend a bit of time away from Gotham, that’s all.”

     

    (Jason and Damian are spending some R&R time at the Kent Farm. Cue misunderstandings and discussions of less than healthy coping mechanisms.)

    Update: New chapter is a companion piece, Jason's encounter with the League assassins before leaving Gotham.

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    26 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    Tim gets kidnapped. This is fine, actually.

    (Or: Jason picks Tim up from school in a particularly melodramatic style. It’s for Bruce’s own good, really. He could use the distraction. And if Jason happens to get a new car out of it in the process, well… everyone wins, right?)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “You kill a lot of people, right?” Tim asked, picking at his blood-rimmed nails.

    “What do you want?” Jason sighed, obviously expecting something similar to a lecture.

    “Do you know how to get a bloodstain out?” Tim continued.

    Jason was silent on the other end for a moment. “Who the fuck did you kill…?” 

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    24 Jun 2026