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    “It says on my application that I’m married, but Shannon doesn’t want to confuse Christopher. But I need her to come in for an interview so that he can get into this school.”

    “Well, it just says you’re married, but it doesn't specify who you’re married to, it seems.”

    “What are you getting at, Buck?”

    “I mean, what if I pretend to be your husband and interview with the school so that Chris can go?”

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    Eddie and Buck pretend to be married so that Christopher can attend the nice expensive elementary school but one thing leads to another and Eddie can’t help falling in love with his fake husband.

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    Part 1, 2, 3, & 4 as their original posting with author notes and original comments.

    Part 5 is in development

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    10 Apr 2024

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    screaming and crying

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Karl has a seizure during the 'Last To Leave Circle Wins $500,000' video.

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    18 Jun 2023

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    Vaguely linear but honestly as long as you've read the first one things should make sense. I'll update with a chronological order later (update: no I won’t).

    Just a few notes:
    -there aren't actually open requests for this series; it's meant to be a way to destress and deal with some stuff that I've lived through that isn't nice
    -I do not own a service dog, so any information regarding them may be inaccurate. I've done some research but probably not enough, so I will work on it as the series continues (update: this will eventually change as me getting a service dog is now likely)
    -any and all panic attacks/anxiety attacks/passing out moments featured are based off of my own experiences
    -if anyone comments about their own mental/physical health (excluding certain things), I'm not going to respond to that part of the comment. I'm not a doctor, and I shouldn't be giving out that kind of advice for the most part. Hopefully you don't take that as offensive, I will still reply to the rest of the comment if there is one, it's just my discretion so that I don't have to have that kind of thing weighing on me if I give bad advice. Thank you!

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    19 Jul 2022

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    A Winter Olympics DSMP AU where Tommy is a figure skater and the SMP hockey team notice him being mistreated

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    09 Jul 2022

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    JDKSHDKRKBDHSKEJDKSJ OH DMABKANDHSIAHS MYSIBSBSJSBSJSJEBEJEJJA AHHHHHSHHHSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    “I just met CaptainSparkles! Jordan is The Captain! From Pixelmon and- and Vault Hunters and all the videos dad!"

     

    Father Underscore seemed just as entertained with the reaction as Jordan and Ranboo, who were in a hard battle to fight off their smiles. “Well I sure hope he is silly, he’s only been babysitting you for nearly half an hour now hasn’t he?”
     

    And all of the sudden the jumping stopped, Tubbo got a far-off look in his eyes as the realization dawned on him. “I got babysitted by my hero?” And if that didn’t make Jordan's heart melt he wasn’t sure what else possibly could. His hero. 

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    23 May 2022

  6. Public Bookmark 39

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    What does life mean to me?

    Well, it’s like a mountain you want to climb for some sort of reward. Fame, fortune, love, you name it.

    The mountain keeps growing higher and higher into the clouds. Everyone wants to reach the top but it’s not going to be an easy hike. The road will wind and you'll lose friends along the way. Falling rocks are inevitable and wild animals are around every corner. Once you get to the top, oxygen gets sparse and the disorienting mist leaves people sightless.

    Eventually, you're bound to fall. But once you fall, who’s going to be there to pick you back up?

    (Takes place in the same universe as If I Walk Away, There's No Turning Back by arcticjaybird. HEED THE TAGS PEOPLE!)

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    03 Feb 2022

  7. Public Bookmark 10

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    22 Jan 2022

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    Tommy was handed a small flyer in printed in black and white, with the words “POETRY NIGHT - OPEN MIC” splayed across the front in bubbled font. He fumbled with his binder as he took it, eyes wide as he said, “are you sure? I mean, I love poetry and all, but I don’t think-I’m not sure—what if I can’t write poetry?”

    Mr. Sam’s dark eyes softened, and he reached out to place a hand on Tommy’s shoulder, squeezing it gently. “Everyone has to start somewhere; every poet, from me to Rudy Francisco, started off without knowing a clue about what we were doing. Tommy, it’s not about if you can or cannot write poetry, it’s about if you want to.”

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    The performance poetry AU in which Tommy joins a slam team and finds a home in the arts.

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    03 Jan 2022

  9. Public Bookmark 22

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    Big TW for suicide attempt. It is unsuccessful, but that’s the whole point of this fic.
    This was a vent fic! If I’ve crossed a boundary I wasn’t aware of let me know and this will immediately be taken down!
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    The one shot where Tubbo gets away from his abusive father, only to then attempt to off himself. He finds possible friends.

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    11 Dec 2021

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    One night, Ranboo had decided he had enough. He packed his bags and fled to the airport, boarding a plane to the one country he might have a chance. He had no plan, no money, and no hope- only some friends and a dream.

    Tubbo and Phil aren't sure what to do- their American friend had turned up in England with no explanation, unable to explain what had happened. They do what they can, but they aren't sure if it's enough.

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    02 Dec 2021

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    "Hi everyone." He murmured. "I… I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long."

     

     

     

    Ranboo didn't know how to break the news. There had been an accident, one that would force him to leave behind content creation for good- including his friends.

    Now, four years later, Ranboo considered himself to be doing okay. He didn't expect to have to suddenly confront his past, requiring him to decide to between this new life and the one he had so desperately tried to leave behind.

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    30 Nov 2021

  12. Public Bookmark 59

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    Just a series of my Beeduo oneshots :D

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    29 Nov 2021

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    Fluff, angst, vent fics, etc. etc. You don't have to read any of these in order unless they're part of their own semi-series for them all. (If the numbers are weird, I don't know what's happening and at this point I am too afraid to ask)

    NOTE: AS OF THE 180TH FIC POSTED IN THIS SERIES, IT HAS BEEN RETIRED. I'M NOT LEAVING THE DSMP FANDOM, JUST MOVING MY FICS TO A SECOND DSMP SERIES FOR MY OWN SAKE. THERE ARE SO MANY DAMN TAGS LMAO I'M TIRED OF SCROLLING PAST IT.

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    28 Nov 2021

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    "I just want some fucking carrots," Tommy muttered, ducking to avoid a bullet to the head.

    Within minutes, the robbers were unconscious on the floor with zip ties around their wrists. Tommy shook them down for money and used it to pay for all the groceries he'd need this week. Of course the storeowner wouldn't snitch--Tommy had just saved his sorry ass.

    With that, the blond vigilante skipped home to Ranboo.

    "You're eating first, bitchass." He gleefully declared to his slightly frightened roommate. And indeed, Ranboo did eat first.

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    OR; in which Tommy and Ranboo are dirt poor vigilantes trying to provide for themselves and their bedridden best friend Tubbo. And when Ranboo loses his job, Tommy has to go for the next best thing:

    An internship at the Hero HQ.

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    18 Nov 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 8

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    Tubbo? Sick
    Tommy? Good bestie
    Ranboo? Mom friend
    Hotel? Trivago!

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    18 Nov 2021

  16. Public Bookmark 7

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    Basically: Tubbo has symptoms from the vaccine and Ranboo helps out :)

    based on my own personal experiences (lmao)

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    18 Nov 2021

  17. Public Bookmark 7

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    When he opened his eyes, Tubbo already knew it was going to be a bad day.
    He couldn't afford to get sick, least of all today. He had promised his followers that he would do a special live show, since Tommy, Niki and Jack, George and Wilbur were coming to play with him today at his house.
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    In which Tubbo is sick, but he doesn't have the time for it. His friends take care of him.

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    18 Nov 2021

  18. Public Bookmark 74

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    Tommy's been in the foster system for a long time now, so he thinks he's prepared for anything at his newest placement. However, something's different about Phil's house. He's not sure whether he thinks that's a good thing or a bad thing.

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    17 Nov 2021

  19. Public Bookmark 5

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    i kin tubbo, he is a selfhood (or DA i can’t tell rn) so now i’m projecting on him bc i’m a tard and idk how else to cope other than making him autistic like me.
    c!beeduo chillin, c!tubbo is scared of loud noises. hurt/comfort is nice to me.

    thank you foolish_gamers for streaming as motivation 👍

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    16 Nov 2021

  20. Public Bookmark 14

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    Ranboo didn't like being sick, but at least he was in the UK and had people there willing to take care of him. Unfortunately, at the same time, he really hated putting streams on hold because he was sick. There was no way some dumb disease was going to keep him from participating in Wilbur's lore stream.

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    06 Oct 2021

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