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    “It says on my application that I’m married, but Shannon doesn’t want to confuse Christopher. But I need her to come in for an interview so that he can get into this school.”

    “Well, it just says you’re married, but it doesn't specify who you’re married to, it seems.”

    “What are you getting at, Buck?”

    “I mean, what if I pretend to be your husband and interview with the school so that Chris can go?”

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    Eddie and Buck pretend to be married so that Christopher can attend the nice expensive elementary school but one thing leads to another and Eddie can’t help falling in love with his fake husband.

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    Part 1, 2, 3, & 4 as their original posting with author notes and original comments.

    Part 5 is in development

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    10 Apr 2024

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    screaming and crying

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Karl has a seizure during the 'Last To Leave Circle Wins $500,000' video.

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    18 Jun 2023

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    Vaguely linear but honestly as long as you've read the first one things should make sense. I'll update with a chronological order later (update: no I won’t).

    Just a few notes:
    -there aren't actually open requests for this series; it's meant to be a way to destress and deal with some stuff that I've lived through that isn't nice
    -I do not own a service dog, so any information regarding them may be inaccurate. I've done some research but probably not enough, so I will work on it as the series continues (update: this will eventually change as me getting a service dog is now likely)
    -any and all panic attacks/anxiety attacks/passing out moments featured are based off of my own experiences
    -if anyone comments about their own mental/physical health (excluding certain things), I'm not going to respond to that part of the comment. I'm not a doctor, and I shouldn't be giving out that kind of advice for the most part. Hopefully you don't take that as offensive, I will still reply to the rest of the comment if there is one, it's just my discretion so that I don't have to have that kind of thing weighing on me if I give bad advice. Thank you!

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    19 Jul 2022

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    A Winter Olympics DSMP AU where Tommy is a figure skater and the SMP hockey team notice him being mistreated

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    09 Jul 2022

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    JDKSHDKRKBDHSKEJDKSJ OH DMABKANDHSIAHS MYSIBSBSJSBSJSJEBEJEJJA AHHHHHSHHHSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    “I just met CaptainSparkles! Jordan is The Captain! From Pixelmon and- and Vault Hunters and all the videos dad!"

     

    Father Underscore seemed just as entertained with the reaction as Jordan and Ranboo, who were in a hard battle to fight off their smiles. “Well I sure hope he is silly, he’s only been babysitting you for nearly half an hour now hasn’t he?”
     

    And all of the sudden the jumping stopped, Tubbo got a far-off look in his eyes as the realization dawned on him. “I got babysitted by my hero?” And if that didn’t make Jordan's heart melt he wasn’t sure what else possibly could. His hero. 

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    23 May 2022