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The Stag Prince by SynapticFirefly for parti-pooper, justasideblogforsp, VaderVarade
Fandoms: South Park, South Park: The Stick of Truth (Video Game)
01 Nov 2015
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A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with?
Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.- Language:
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08 Jun 2026
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Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle.
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20 Mar 2026
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It's the summer before college, and Kyle can't help but think that an all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii with his friends - on a private jet - is too good to be true... then their plane crashes into the ocean, and they're abandoned on a desert island.
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Bookmarked by cocobby
20 Mar 2026
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“I’m not admitting I was wrong,” Eric said matter-of-factly.
“Then what are you doing?”
Fixing this, stupid.
Nothing is interesting when you’re not around. I don’t want to lose what little time you spend near me. You’re going to leave us soon to go to fuckin’ Harvard and if you go thinking that I hate you then you’ll hate me too and you’ll never talk to me again and you’ll forget all about me and I don’t know what I would do without you. I don’t know what I would do if you never spoke to me again. Because I like you.
I like you.
I…
“I don’t know,” Eric finally said. His words were quiet, his tone unfamiliar. Any vexation that once laid within them was gone.
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When Stan Marsh sees something he wasn’t supposed to, a deep secret is uncovered that Eric Cartman has been harboring for eight years. Eric, in turn, makes Stan a deal to keep his mouth shut.
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Bookmarked by cocobby
30 Nov 2025
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After Kyle and Eric disrupt theater class by fighting for the millionth time, a frustrated teacher pulls them aside and punishes them by assigning them an impossible acting challenge; they must convince the school that they are actually in love for a day, or fail the course.
And, well, neither one can afford to fail.
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Bookmarked by cocobby
04 Oct 2025