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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Sent to infiltrate the compromised London Motherhouse, which has been taken over by the vampire Jasper, Guy Anatole tries his best to extract viable information whilst endearing himself to the strange vampire.

    "Get closer," Helen had said. So Guy gets close, pretty damn close actually, close enough that the sound of Jasper’s deep voice indulging Guy’s incessant questions starts to send his traitorous heart racing.

    As long as Guy doesn’t invite the vampire willingly into his head or engage in any vampire courting rituals during their hunt for the 7-5-2, he should be fine.

    That won’t be a problem.

    Guy’s totally got it handled, everything is going to go great.

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    5 times Kung Lao was Liu Kang's shield and 1 time Liu was Lao's.

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    20 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    This story has been living in my brain rent-free for almost ten years. It’s special to me because Metalocalypse was literally my introduction to fandom. So, I’m finally giving in and writing the damn thing, because why not?

    An attempt at a satisfactory reconciliation between Magnus and Dethklok post-Doomstar. Kind of a character study. Eventual Hammertooth.

     

    This will contain a lot of canon-typical gruesomeness, canon-typical substance abuse, and some very canon-atypical self-awareness. Also some horny shit, because come on.

    I tagged for rape/non-con just to be safe, but it is only referenced/implied and non-explicit.

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    16 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Guy already knew: the confirmation doesn't make it any less frightful.

    There is something in this church.

    He can feel it the moment he steps out of the car, walking the path through the modest cemetery leading to the church's entrance. Past the heavy set of doors that swing open with an eerie creak, his eyes looking up towards the altar and the large wooden crucifix hanging behind it. In the shadows that the benches and the angles of the arched roofs project over the marble floor, trembling in the light of votive candles. Almost like a whisper, a background buzz that could pass for the wind battering the building, were it not for how human-like it sounds.

    Guy is but the Lord's humble servant; who else but the one looking after the flock could protect it from the maws of the wolf?

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    27 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Guy could protect Jasper from many things, but he couldn't protect him from the sun, so four hours before sunset, he got the attention of all three agents and ran.

    Guy and Jasper had a bit of a rough start after they freed Jasper from the Talamasca, but now they've set their sights on Guy, and it turns out that attempting to run and hide from an organization whose motto is "We watch. And we're always there" isn't easy.

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    20 Apr 2026