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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Jane
    Right
    Well, okay
    I want to try body worship

    Huh. That doesn’t seem so bad. Actually, now that Ilya’s thinking about it, it’s hot, and he almost regrets getting undressed as he wills himself to not get half-hard in this locker room full of idiots.

    Lily
    body worship? when did you get so vain hollander
    you want me to hold you down and taste you everywhere, is that it?

    Jane
    Don’t text me like that when you know I’m still around my team!
    And, no, you asshole
    I meant I want to worship you

    Oh.

    or: shane loves ilya. this is how he shows it.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Uh-huh,” Shane said doubtfully. “You look like you could sleep through a haboob right now.”

    Rozanov froze and looked at Shane like he was insane. “You are fucking with me.”

    “What?” Shane said, plastering on his most innocent expression.

    “The fuck is a haboob? You are making up fake words. Making fun of poor immigrant.”

    “You– you don’t know what a haboob is?” Shane blinked at him innocently.

    “I know what a boob is. Obviously, I do not know this fake made-up word. ”

    OR: Shane owns a Polaroid camera, and this changes some things.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane gestured helplessly at the empty space Wyatt had just vacated. “Rozanov. What are you doing? This is for charity.”

    Sliding a heavy, matte-black credit card across the counter, Ilya didn’t even blink.

    “I know,” he murmured, his blue eyes dropping directly to Shane’s mouth. “I’m being generous.”

    When Shane Hollander is drafted into working the hospital’s Valentine’s Day kissing booth, he expects awkward kisses and a miserable afternoon.

    What he doesn’t expect is Ilya Rozanov buying every single ticket.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane is boring the way a sniper is boring. Boring the way a glacier is boring. Very slow, very quiet, very inevitable, and then suddenly you're kinda fucked.

    Or, Ilya deserves a medal for the number of lives he's saved with the power of his dick and the ability to fuck the concept of revenge out of his husband's mind.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    At twelve years old, Shane Hollander learned how to shoot a gun.
    At eighteen, he was drafted into the NHL.
    For most of his life, he's believed those two things could exist separately.
    He is wrong.

    Yuna Hollander is one of the most revered mob bosses in North America. (It changes nothing) (It changes everything).

    The Yakuza!Yuna AU that I can't get out of my head.

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    11 Jun 2026