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Sanji had a major problem, well actually it was pretty average-sized, but still very much noticeable. Ever since Zoro proposed something absolutely obscene Sanji had only one thing on his mind. Sex with men. He did his best not to try and think about it all week, he really did. He definitely didn’t think about it when Zoro was practicing his sword techniques shirtless on the deck.
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Zoro and Sanji got drunk.
Made out.
Had mind-blowing sex.
That's it.
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Two bros standing in the shower, no feet apart because they both gay.
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Woke Up on the Wrong side of the Grave by carebear249
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Hood - Fandom
10 Oct 2020
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Drunk off pit madness and righteous fury Jason Todd is back to teach Batman a lesson. Blinded by the toxic green of resurrection he tries to shape Gotham in his image. He thinks in order to be better than Batman he needs a Robin. SO of course he goes around abducting the Robins and asking very impolitely to be his Robin. Kind of like Battle for The Cowl, but they don't know it's Jason. And Bruce is alive.
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“Hey, don’t give me that look Bird Boy. I didn’t come back from the grave to have you look at me all bored like. There have been hundreds of people who’ve died, but I’m the one who came back. I’ve seen the depravity of mankind and I’ve come back to do what the Big Man can only dream of! I’m going to purge the streets of dirty sinners and demons alike. C’mon now boy blunder, don’t ya see? Y’know it’s true. The work the Bats been doin’ has done shit-all in cleanin’ up the streets. Every rapist, drug dealer and thief always seem to manage to worm their way back on to the streets. They spread like a disease and the only way to stop ‘em is to cut ‘em down as they rise.” -
Robin Is Magic by carebear249
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
12 Jul 2020
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Poor little bean Jason having a panic attack. His Good Parent B and Big Bro Dick help him cope.
I meant to write this a a Hurt/Comfort... ngl this is a bit more hurt than comfort.
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because you're mine by starpower
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Jun 2026
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The inkling trickles in the moment ceramic lands with a heavy clink. He watches sandy lashes flutter and high cheeks catch flush, feels how the tiny, pleasant hum of his mark turns into a painful, tugging sting down his neck.
And then Satoru leaps.
His chair screeches with the speed in which he launches himself, cups and bowls shattering without a glance, and his hand cradles Kento’s head the second before it cracks against the shaken table.
Sweltering warmth meets his touch between damp, soft blond. A shaky exhale exits him. He curses again.
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28 May 2026
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Six months later, Sanji learned two things.
First: medical checkups were brutally expensive, especially when the doctor frowned too long at the scan and scheduled another visit.
Second: raising a child alone required swallowing things far more bitter than pride.That was how he ended up standing outside the National Kendo Association’s training facility, appointment slip clenched in his hand, heart beating a little too fast for someone who told himself—daily—that he was fine.
He looked at the name in the offer letter. Roronoa Zoro — National Championship Representative.
Sanji almost turned around.But then he thought of the envelope tucked into his bag: bills, receipts, estimates for the months ahead. Thought of the small, quiet life growing inside him, unaware of pride or grudges or unfinished sentences. So he inhaled, straightened his coat to better hide the curve of his stomach, and walked in. That's when everything started...
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29 Apr 2026
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When life gives you lemons (and six months to figure it out) by miss_pebbles
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
16 Jun 2026
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"I’m sure Ms. Nico briefed you on my study, but I’ll summarize the key points — just in case you have any questions.
"The idea is simple: we pair unmated alphas like yourself with single omega parents nearing delivery. In theory, it’s a win for everyone. The newborn benefits from stabilizing pheromones for healthy development, the omega gets support during the critical postpartum period, and the alpha’s hormonal imbalance regulates through proximity to the pup."
Dr. Chopper's fingers flick through a stack of papers on his desk, eyes narrowing as he searches — until, with a small nod, he plucks one free and slides it across to Zoro. It only takes a single glance to realize what it is: his potential match.
Male omega, age 32, unmated. Currently six months pregnant.
Zoro skims the rest — tall, Caucasian, healthy and a cook by trade.
His eyes flick back to the doc, brows furrowed in question. What does he expect him to say? It's not like he's picking a catalogue bride. This is just hormones, and if any baby will do, well — any baby will do.
He pushes the piece of paper back with a shrug. "Looks fine to me."
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a fever you can't sweat out by kirishimasmolar
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
07 Feb 2026
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The old farts at the bars of Shimotsuki Village painted out omegas to be much more submissive and subservient than the real deal is turning out to be. From their stories, they were supposed to be soft and gentle, kneeling over the second an alpha so much as glanced at them.
The Baratie omega looks like he’d rather smash his fancy wine bottle over Zoro’s head than do any kneeling for him.
(Alternatively, Zoro and Sanji's odd mating rituals).
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14 Feb 2026
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Merlin, secret sorcerer, and not so secret Alpha makes a serious splash on his arrival in Camelot. Secret Omega Arthur now has to survive it.
Lots of tropes, I have no shame, and random additional characters when I felt like it. Some bits of canon but again only when I felt thus inclined; and I changed half of it. Maximum self indulgence included as standard.
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13 Jan 2026