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    Honestly, I just like music a lot and it's usually what inspires me. I hope you like!

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    The five times Ilya Rozanov shares too much about their relationship on Twitter and the one time Shane lets his tongue (thumbs) fly.

    AKA: The six times Hollanov give Harris Drover an aneurysm by being thirsty on main.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Lily hit the last girl she fucked.

    Across the face, less hard than she would hit Jane, but that is still who she pictured. The girl had looked up at her, a little teary, whining, her features morphing into Jane, Jane, Jane, and suddenly Lily only needed that girl's face between her thighs for a bare minute before she came.

    Prissy fucking brilliant Jane Hollander, who Lily wants to fuck as much as she wants to best her for the number one spot in this year's student ranking. There. She said it.

    or: Academic Rivalry AU, Jane Hollander has a freaky little excel sheet of freaky little porn, and Lily finds out.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”

    Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”

    “It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”

    “Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”

    The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.

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    23 May 2026

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    By caring at all, Shane's keeping Ilya grounded in the present. The nightmare from the past slinks away, defeated, into the deep recesses of Ilya's mind. For now, anyway.

    "You did not do this, lyubov," he manages, finally, voice watery and fragile.

    He means it to be assuring, but that's not what happens.

    For a moment, they look at each other in silence. Then, like a cloud of noxious fumes, a dreadful recognition comes over Shane's face.

    "Ilya," he says, low and haunted, "are you telling me someone else hurt you?"

    Hollanov kink week, Day 4: compatible

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    10 May 2026

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    “Uh, hello,” Ilya says when the cat rises up on its legs and stretches, back bending and paws curling down. Its ears flick and it gives him a dour sort of mwor in return. Witches have familiars, Ilya knows that. And this is a perfect spot for a familiar to be, on the stoop of the witch's house. Logic follows that the cat must be the witch's familiar.

    So he says, very politely, “Shane is expecting us,” even though he has no idea if that’s true or not.

    The cat yawns, tiny sharp teeth flashing at Ilya. Its ears flick again and then it curls up into a ball of fur, right there on the brick wall despite the fact that they’re hurtling towards the end of November and it’s fucking freezing outside.

    “Is that good or bad, do you think,” Ilya asks Seryozha in Russian, gesturing at the cat when the familiar doesn’t move again except to curl its tail over the tip of its pink nose.

    Seryozha’s phone screen flashes white in the darkness. That is a cat, he types, and Ilya scowls. It’s a fucking magical cat.

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    10 May 2026