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too dumb for breaking up by Frill
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
02 Jun 2026
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"I have a business proposal! An idea that even Gail approves of… in theory."
"A proposal…?"
Tom clasped his hands together. "Date me."
Ryland flinched. "No."
"Please," Tom said, shuffling closer.
Ryland's mouth opened. No sound came out.
Tom pounced. "I will pay you."
"Are you dumb?" Ryland asked after a moment.
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02 Jun 2026
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AHHAHAHAH i love this sm!!! my starstruck heart cant take it!!
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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01 Jun 2026
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Extra extra read all about it! by GlassJaw
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
29 Jun 2026
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1 Voicemail from: Colt :]
Transcript [high stress]
Ryland! I swear on uncle Holland's dog that should these rumours be true and you are in fact fraternising with the enemy, aka Thomas Ryder, aka the greatest bitch in the Milky Way, I will scream. Call me back! Now!
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OR : It usually takes a fanbase months of speculation to get answers, but for Tom Ryder’s fans, it only takes three days to figure out who he’s been dating.
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26 May 2026
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THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG also i love social media fics sm and this is rlly good for that lolz
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based on a true story by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
30 Jun 2026
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“I’m not an actor.” Colt chokes out.
“I know you’re not.” She says gently. Colt wished he was anywhere else but here.
“But you have plenty of experience in front of a camera already, and… Colt, you’re his twin. You knew him in a way no one else ever could."
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Colt is asked to star as legendary astronaut Ryland Grace in a biopic about him.
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19 May 2026
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“He had a sharp nose and head with full, healthy hair, and was dressed in a white button-up shirt that looked crisp and too tight on his body, with slacks hanging low on narrow hips. There was stubble along his jaw and exhaustion beneath his eyes despite the well-kept mustache and soft blue tint of his irises, but somehow neither of those things took away from him. If anything, they added something unfairly charming. He smelled faintly of cheap cologne and cigarette smoke, and something sweeter underneath that reminded Healy vaguely of oranges.
Healy frowned when he noticed that the man’s blond hair was exactly the same shade of June’s usual beehive hairdo.”
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Four times Jackson Healy thought about kissing Holland March, and one time Holland March kissed him. (Plus one bonus chapter at the end)
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15 May 2026
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