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After some of the most traumatic weeks of his life, Ryland could really use a hug. Too bad his only friend and ship-mate isn't physically capable of hugging.
Eridians, humans, and how we physically express social bonds.
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23 Oct 2023
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The video transmission reaches Earth and is seen by the woman who helped save the world.
Update: 5 years later I get back from the movie theater to see that they actually included a bit where Ryland sends a video message to Stratt. Imagine my mind being blown. Go see the movie. It was an excellent adaptation
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23 Oct 2023
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1 Corinthians 7:9 by kiaronna for seventhstar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Nov 2019
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“We have the forms, of course,” Gabriel sighs, rooting through his desk. “Haven’t had a reason to use them before, so they’re a bit covered in old dark matter, but—here we go.” He turns, and hands Aziraphale a stack of tan folders. “The non-disclosure agreement, the declaration of conflict of interest, all the relevant training modules for compliance, and more.”
Aziraphale just stares.
“What,” Gabriel says. “We’re a civilized, corporate organization. Did you assume we’d burn you in hellfire?”
“A smidgen?”
Gabriel laughs, claps him on the shoulder. “We’re going to do something much worse. The paperwork alone will take you centuries.”
In which heaven is excessively corporate, and Aziraphale is trying to figure out how to explain to his one-sided crush that he needs Crowley’s signature on forms stating that they’re dating. Nothing stays the same.Bookmarked by barelytherenow
01 Oct 2023
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“Oh yes,” Crowley said breezily. “This is my husband, Francis. He’s a gardener by trade. We were hoping you might have an opening. An estate such as this.”
Aziraphale gaped from where he stood on the stoop, feeling his heart speed up. Husband? Francis? Gardener? He’d never agreed to any of this!
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In which Aziraphale and Crowley pretend to be married while they stay at the Dowlings as Nanny and Francis.
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15 Sep 2023
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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13 Sep 2023