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The man looked up, his face lighting up for a moment before a smirk spread across his lips. “You’re the chef?” He waved a general hand towards his neighbors. “You look better than the food I’ve seen on these tables.”
Wilson blinked, then nodded. “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Don’t. I’ve seen some tragic food tonight.”or, Wilson is chef and co-owner of a highly acclaimed restaurant and House is a dreaded food critic
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16 Nov 2025
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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30 Sep 2025
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Wilson said, “So we’re just two friends who want to have sex with each other, who aren’t going to do anything about it.”
Spoken with the incredulity of a beautiful person with low impulse control. House shrugged.
“We’ve been that for years. Why mess with success?”
Wilson was looking at his mouth. He sounded strained. “I don’t think what we’re doing qualifies as success.”
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26 Sep 2025
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The first time it happens is (New Orleans, 1991 | Albany, 2009 | Augusta, 2012) and they are (drunk | sober | out of time).
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16 Sep 2025
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“Anyway, my offer remains,” House tries again.
“I’m not having sex with you, House.” He sounds resigned, faintly annoyed. Not like he’s repressing anything.
“It’s not gay,” House says sardonically, “At least, according to the army. It’s just about getting your needs met. Friend to friend.”
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or: Wilson's around House too much, and it's beginning to drive him insane. Apparently, he's not the only one.
(Set during s2, when Wilson moves in with House.)
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13 Jun 2025
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Foreman sees something he shouldn't have. And, maybe, wants something he shouldn't have, too.
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08 Apr 2025
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As the newest instructor at St. Bart's, John has been explicitly warned to never do Sherlock Holmes any favours. Too bad the sex is so good.
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- Part 1 of Limping Forward
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31 Mar 2025
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He had every intention of pulling into the next rest stop, really he did. He would testify to it in court, right hand on the Torah, cross his heart and hope to die. But House was just so hot when he started squirming in his seat, when he clenched his jaw and held his tongue so as to not betray his desperation.
Wilson was in the left-most lane as House watched the road signs for the rest stop increase in frequency. He let out a deep breath of relief when he saw the sign claiming “1 MILE”, and as the stop itself grew ever closer, his back straightened. But as it continued to get closer and Wilson only turned on his blinker 500 feet from the exit, House blanched. “You-! The-!” He gestured wildly. “I can’t believe you!”
“Oh, oops! Did I miss it?” Wilson feigned innocence.
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House has to pee and Wilson doesn't stop the car.Bookmarked by badsyntax
16 Jan 2025
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As a diagnostician who's worked under House for a while, you hardly find yourself by the things he does. When the hospital goes on lockdown, and you're forced to spend the night at work with your colleagues, you end up having a heart to heart with the famously closed off doctor.
Reader is described to have nondescript PTSD/ general recurring nightmares.
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- Part 2 of You / House M.D Oneshots
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06 Jan 2025
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In true James Wilson fashion, it's when everything is finally looking up for everyone that he starts to spiral down.
or: a season 7 rewrite(ish)
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09 Dec 2024
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“Finish it out,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Go on. Ask it.”
Nolan shifts in his seat. “Are or are you not attracted, at the very least, to Wilson?”
House knocks his forehead against his cane. “I don’t know. Maybe.”
[In which Nolan pulls at the Wilson thread, and House can't stop it all from unraveling. Repression is a hell of a drug.]
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27 Nov 2024
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Wilson takes control. Contents include drinking, swearing, sadism, masochism, discipline, masturbation, dangerously sharp banter, one whole hell of a lot of sexual tension, and finally -- I promise -- some graphic gay sex. Long (13,000 words or so) as it is, it's set entirely over the course of one evening. Takes place after (and contains spoilers up to) Whac-a-Mole (episode 3.09).
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03 Nov 2024
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Wilson had a voyeurism problem.
AKA the one where Wilson watches House have all kinds of sex.Bookmarked by badsyntax
03 Sep 2024
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All drugs have side effects.
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29 Aug 2024
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Dennis can’t breathe when Mac does it like this. Gets in so close, so deep; Dennis’s hands are sweating in the crooks of his knees, legs pulled up to his chest. He can’t fucking breathe.
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22 Apr 2024
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‘I guess we should get to bed,’ Mac says after a long moment.
Dennis bites his lip. Mac knew, back in Guigino’s. He knew what Dennis wanted, and he did it. Has he forgotten, now? But he can’t have. It was in the car with them, the whole ride home.
‘So I’ll –’ Mac gestures towards his room before his hands meet back in front of his body, twisting his fingers together. He makes no move to actually go.
‘Or,’ Dennis says slowly.
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Post-Gang Chokes. Dennis gets what he wants.
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22 Apr 2024
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When the screen blinks to life, it takes a second for Dennis to take it in, to comprehend the scene unfolding before him: it’s undeniably Mac, but not the Mac he was expecting. This Mac is doe-eyed and serene, his long eyelashes fluttering against his high cheekbones as he sits on the edge of the bed in his too-tight t-shirt, dark blue shorts riding high up his pale, skinny thighs. He doesn't even have that god-awful shamrock tattoo yet, he realizes as Mac leans back on his elbows, tipping his head to the side as he spreads his legs for the camera. Dennis feels the heat rising in his neck as the Mac in the video looks right at him.
"Mac...h-how old are you in this?" he rasps out, throat suddenly dry.
"Twenty, maybe?”
“Twenty?”
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28 Mar 2024
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i'm a moth (who just wants to share your light) by lohoron
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
11 Aug 2023
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There's a buzzing in his head, like radio static, blocking out anything he could possibly be conjuring up. Because it's just this. Right now. Sweating in a muscle tee with his friends and his clammy hands and there's no sign of God and Mac finds himself chuckling at the notion.
A world without God. Who would he be trying to impress, then?
He’d become a total degenerate.
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27 Jan 2024
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if i ruin this (i can live with it) by orphan_account
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
08 Feb 2019
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“Dennis,” Dr. Eddy says, still writing, still smiling. “I want you to take some work home with you from this session.” She finally looks up at him and nods encouragingly. Dennis can’t help the way his eyes roll all the way back into his head.
“Great,” he mutters.
“I want you to track your impulses,” she says. “I want you to track your impulses and I want you to put the intention behind that impulse in one of two categories.”
She stands, goes to her desk. She opens a drawer and pulls out a second notebook. She opens it to the first page and begins to write in it. Then, she comes to Dennis, stops right in front of him and presents the journal to him, still opened.
She’s drawn a table. A question looms at the top of the page: What is my intention with this action? And there are only two columns. One labeled growth and the other: stagnation.
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Dennis decides that there should be a third column: destruction.
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25 Jan 2024
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Charlie Kelly is a 25-year-old community college student eeking his way to an associates' degree in waste management when the love of his life, a nearby coffee shop waitress, gets into Penn Law. Determined not to lose her, and nursing a long-held dream to practice bird law, he does what any logical stalker would do - and gets in there too.
(A Legally Blonde AU without shame.)
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19 Jan 2024