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The worst part about the first time they kissed was that it happened in front of Taub. The second worst part is that it happened so naturally.
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"Does it matter?" Chase groans, rolling his eyes all insolent, "Do you care if my attraction to you is daddy issues, or manic self-destruction, or if I'm just into…stubble? Does it make any difference at all?"
It shouldn't. "It does. It matters."
4 years after the incident and House is vulnerable.
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Staring at her with furrowed brows, Wilson's jaw goes slack in understanding. "Oh God. We're going to have sex." He pulls further away from her, not in determination but in a sort of doomed realization. He also sounds a little disappointed in himself, and some part of that excites her.
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Cameron is terrible at giving patient's bad news. Like really, really terrible.
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House invites Chase over for Thanksgiving against his better judgement, against Chase's, and against the very concept of better judgement.
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The dishes he could prepare with such a rude, deserving man would be nothing short of incredible. A tender tartar from his intestine, a roasted thigh braised over Chianti, Minangkabau with his supple brains. His eyes flick up towards House and land on the pill bottle on his desk. He’d have to account for excess bitterness in his meat from the painkillers; of course—a vinegar soak. It would be doable, or would it?
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- Part 3 of Nurse Jeffrey Cinematic Universe
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Nurse Jeffrey Cinematic Universe by badsyntax, justaliteratephoenix
Fandom Hannibal (TV), House M.D.
31 Oct 2025
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A series of House M.D. oneshots, surrounding and or including Nurse Jeffrey the titular character of the miniseries spinoff show.
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The man looked up, his face lighting up for a moment before a smirk spread across his lips. “You’re the chef?” He waved a general hand towards his neighbors. “You look better than the food I’ve seen on these tables.”
Wilson blinked, then nodded. “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Don’t. I’ve seen some tragic food tonight.”or, Wilson is chef and co-owner of a highly acclaimed restaurant and House is a dreaded food critic
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16 Nov 2025
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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30 Sep 2025
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Wilson said, “So we’re just two friends who want to have sex with each other, who aren’t going to do anything about it.”
Spoken with the incredulity of a beautiful person with low impulse control. House shrugged.
“We’ve been that for years. Why mess with success?”
Wilson was looking at his mouth. He sounded strained. “I don’t think what we’re doing qualifies as success.”
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26 Sep 2025
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The first time it happens is (New Orleans, 1991 | Albany, 2009 | Augusta, 2012) and they are (drunk | sober | out of time).
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16 Sep 2025
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“Anyway, my offer remains,” House tries again.
“I’m not having sex with you, House.” He sounds resigned, faintly annoyed. Not like he’s repressing anything.
“It’s not gay,” House says sardonically, “At least, according to the army. It’s just about getting your needs met. Friend to friend.”
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or: Wilson's around House too much, and it's beginning to drive him insane. Apparently, he's not the only one.
(Set during s2, when Wilson moves in with House.)
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13 Jun 2025