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    Just a collection of fics where Adora's sexuality is a focal point of the fic. They aren't related to each other in any other way :)

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    It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.

    "Very well,” she said. “Marry me, Camilla.”

    A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.

    “Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”

    Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly,
    “Why don’t you marry Gideon?”

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    Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?

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    22 Sep 2025

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    And if Gideon is smiling when the massage parlor door slams in her face, that’s no one’s business but her own. — gideon plays ice hockey, harrow is her unwilling masseuse

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    13 Oct 2024

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    “This is my roommate, Gideon. She has a filthy mouth, and she wears only as many clothes as is strictly necessary, but please know that she is very dear to me.”

    There was a joke in there that Gideon wanted desperately to explore, but she was struggling to decide if she wanted to yell or run away. She settled on the third option: neither.

    “Nah, fuck that,” she growled, pointing the spatula like a sword at the tiny, emo interloper.

    “Get that snitching-ass gremlin the fuck outta here.”

    - or -

    A paramedic and a surgeon walk into a Boston hospital, and things go downhill from there.

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    13 Oct 2024

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    Harrow was learning to be warm.

    She squirmed to turn over, stretching out so she could press her back against Gideon's long flank, shoving a pillow in place so she could comfortably stay tucked with her head in the dip between the woman's bicep and breast. Harrowhark's lover (what an odd notion) stirred, the snotty purr of her snore interrupted for a moment.

    "Good?" came her voice, loud and slurry with sleep.

    "Mmm," Harrow reassured, knowing this for a false awakening. Gideon always slept well, after.

    "Mhmhmmhm. Took care'a you good," she chuckled with sleepy lechery.

    Harrow huffed, the echo of exasperation wrapping a painful fondness. "Nav, go back to sleep."

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    26 Dec 2023

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    “I’m not here to ask you out. What I need is your body.”

    “Well, I don’t usually fuck before a first date, but since you asked so nicely — ”

    “Your request for fornication has been duly noted and categorically ignored. I need your help resurrecting a monster.”

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    There are a truly ridiculous amount of things inside Canaan Academy that can and will kill you, as Gideon Nav has learned. But Harrow Nonagesimus approaching her with a proposition to summon an ancient monster hidden deep within the bowels of the school offers a tempting break in her routine.

    Besides, Gideon always has a hard time turning down pretty girls.

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    13 Aug 2023