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From Earth, With Love by asteridfk
Fandoms: Serious Sam (Video Games), Serious Sam 4 (Video Games), Serious Sam 3 (Video Games)
27 Nov 2022
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A short retelling of some of Serious Sam's adventures, how he saved humanity countless times, the people he'd lost, and how he will continue to be a mighty hero. The last hope.
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Everything had been going well at Ninja Mountain, until one day the Master receives alarming news of mysterious storms causing destruction in lands from far away.
As time went on, it got worse. He knew he had to do something, so he sends one of his faithful ninja agents.
And then there's no signs from the ninja.
He sends another, and another.
Before he knows it, only two are left. The last ones he'd send on such a dangerous mission.
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- Part 2 of Mini Ninjas on (not so) Mini Adventures
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A growing ninja tribe by asteridfk
Fandoms: Mini Ninjas (Video Games), Mini Ninjas (Cartoon)
22 May 2022
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The Ninja Master quietly enjoys his tea, when suddenly noise is heard outside. He goes to check it out, expecting a villager or perhaps some kids pulling a prank, and instead finds a toddler. In a basket. With a spear.
As he begins training one, five more show up at his doorstep unexpectedly.Series
- Part 1 of Mini Ninjas on (not so) Mini Adventures
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Three weeks after the incident, Artemis still thinks of Wally, either through her mind drifting to it or dreams.
This time, it all felt too real.
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Mini Ninjas on (not so) Mini Adventures by asteridfk
Fandom Mini Ninjas (Cartoon), Mini Ninjas (Video Games)
24 Jul 2022
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The Mini Ninjas show up one by one at the Ninja Master's doorstep, a tribe forming and growing. Eventually, they all face many dangers on missions, such as storms, samurais, an Evil Samurai Warlord, and a lot more threats along the way.
While the road ahead of them is uncertain, one thing is for sure, they are all there to have each others backs.- Words:
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gandy dancer by scootsaboot
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Jun 2026
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Johnny blinks, and there’s the sun, and the birds, and the cool breeze. He’s here with Gyro and his big damn secret, the one Johnny swears he’s heard before, yesterday, or maybe the day before that.
The train is on its way again.
(and again and again and again)
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- Part 1 of gandy dancer
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10 Jul 2026
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There's a dove in Ithaca. One that Hermes wishes to have to his own.
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17 Aug 2025
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Astarion loses his memories temporarily for a chance at a permanent cure. It makes for one hell of a post-operation recovery.
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08 Jan 2025
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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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Bookmarked by asteridfk
18 Sep 2024
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[PODFIC] The Season, by Linnetagain by Spinifex for Linnetagain
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Jul 2026
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Podfic recording of, and recommendation for "The Season, by Linnetagain".
(summary from fic): In which Astarion is an ex-olympic figure skater and Gale is a famous musician. They get paired together as Dancing on Ice's first ever same sex couple. Shenanigans ensue.Recommendation: Linnetagain's The Season is a bloodweave WIP. It's epic in length and ambition. If you dare to open it, you'll need to sacrifice up to 10 hours of sleep in exchange, because Linnetagain's story laughs in the face of...somnia. It's marked "slow burn", and boy is that slow burn good. The premise is fun and interesting, and all the characters have legitimate contributions to make (i.e. they're not just background).
TL:DR - Sleep is for chumps. Be a champion, read "The Season", by Linnetagain. (Or listen to this pod).
Bookmarked by asteridfk
25 May 2024