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Bark Like You Want It by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jun 2026
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Grace is Rocky’s pet human.
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- 28/?
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03 Jun 2026
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20 Apr 2026
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leave this star-crossed world behind by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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“Don’t have to face any specific direction to talk to you, Grace,” Rocky says. “Am radially symmetrical. Hearing organs on whole body. Grace biologist, should know this.”
I suddenly regret teaching him literally anything about biology. Some things more than others.
“Figure of speech,” I say. That’s so not the point. “Listen, is this about the other day? Because we can pretend it never happened, if it’s making you uncomfortable.”
Rocky skids to a stop. He slowly backs up a few paces, and now I can tell he is actually focusing on me, even though it doesn’t really matter which facet of his body is pointed in my direction, due to the aforementioned radial symmetry.
“Not uncomfortable,” Rocky says. “Interesting display of human culture and biology. Grace very kind to share with me."
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- Part 2 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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- English
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- 34,462
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- 5/5
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20 Apr 2026
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As he stared down into the lumpy grey goop that was his evening rations, he contemplated whether it was really worth it.
They’d come a very long way just for Grace to give up and die at the last hurdle, both physically and emotionally. The Tau Ceti system was a long, long way away now, and Grace had faced not one but two highly emotional suicide missions. Three, if you counted the time before he was given a military grade roofie and hucked into space without his memories.
Rocky and Grace make it back to Erid! Huzzah!
Now they have to navigate all of... that.- Language:
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- 10/?
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19 Apr 2026
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Star Thrum by Totallyottie99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Jun 2026
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Eridians fall in love hard.
Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.
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- English
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- 17/?
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19 Apr 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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- 6/9
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17 Apr 2026
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I Guess the End is Here by Dredorida
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 May 2026
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When you woke, it wasn’t slow or drifting- it was all at once. There was no gradual return to consciousness, and no drifting up through layers of half-thought and sensation. One moment there was nothing- no time, no body, no awareness, no self- and the next there was everything, immediate and overwhelming as you came to life like a risen corpse, gasping and coughing, with Grace's name on your lips.
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You wake four years after the events on the Vat, far from home- 11.9 light-years away from everything familiar. Dr. Grace is there- you didn’t lose him, not entirely- but when he wakes, it becomes clear that he doesn’t remember you; doesn’t remember what you meant to each other- and the strain of carrying that alone begins to show, even to him.
[A Sequel to The Billboard Says, "The End is Near"]
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- Part 2 of Escape Velocity
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- English
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- 174,017
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- 33/33
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17 Apr 2026
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The Gift of Grace by Crazy_Castle_Girl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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Sometimes, when two Eridians have a strong connection, they swap bodies. This is typically taken as a sign that they are supposed to mate. Rocky has swapped bodies with Adrian many times, but he never thought he’d swap with an alien.
Swapping will improve communication dramatically, giving them more access to each other’s languages, so this development is really good for the mission.
Unfortunately, the alien isn’t taking this very well.
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14 Apr 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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- English
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- 10/10
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07 Apr 2026
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When All The Stars Are Gone (all that's left is you) by kiingleo
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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There weren't many things that Grace would trade his peaceful life on Erid for.
Honestly, most aspects of his new life were far better than his old one.
But sometimes he wished for human company, someone to understand slightly better how he felt.
So when Adrian's team had discovered a human trapped in a submersible while surveying other planets that might need treatment with the Taumeba, he'd said yes without hesitation to looking after the man.
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- Part 2 of All The Stars AU timeline
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- English
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- 21,416
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- 19/?
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07 Apr 2026
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The Billboard Says, "The End Is Near" by Dredorida
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Apr 2026
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“You misunderstand my intentions.” The woman got stiffly to her feet, leaning both thin hands on the table and bringing herself several inches closer to your face. The energy in the room became immediately darker, thicker, and more commanding. It took real effort not to lean back and keep the distance. “I am not here to convince you, or recruit you. I am simply here to retrieve you. The helicopter is waiting up at the main building.”
You opened your mouth to retort, to argue, but one hand raised by the woman had you swallowing any hope of dissent. She leaned back to rap two knuckles against the door, an action that immediately summoned two broad men from the hallway. Though you couldn’t see their expressions, your face paled at the view of their readily-wielded assault rifles and bodygear. The European woman offered only a tight smile in return. “I have the full force of the US army on my side, and we are- well, as you would put it- kidnapping you to save the world."
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You are a research assistant, "hired" towards the end of Project Hail Mary to help Dr. Ryland Grace develop the world's understanding on Astrophage. But why did it have to be... someone like him?
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- Part 1 of Escape Velocity
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- English
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- 46,498
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- 12/12
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06 Apr 2026
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
Later, Ryland visits Erid and Adrian learns about Ryland's biology.- Language:
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- 3/3
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- 516
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05 Apr 2026
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Set directly after the events of the Holodome DLC for The Pre-Sequel. When Axton and Gaige bring a scarred, Eridium-addicted Timothy Lawrence back to Sanctuary, he agrees to tell his story, from the moment Athena left him in Jack's hands on Helios to the very last thing he remembered before waking up in the Crimson Raiders HQ. After that, it's a matter of healing and coming to terms with what happened to him at the hands of Hyperion, but that's a long, dangerous road to trek down, both mentally and physically. Friends new and old are there to help him, but they can't hold his hand forever. With the threat of a war looming on the horizon and Hyperion gaining wind of Timothy's location, it's only a matter of time before things take a turn for the worse.
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- Part 1 of Not Jack
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- English
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- 297,105
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- 75/75
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01 Feb 2026
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You've been feeling burned out lately, so you've decided to take a creative retreat: a full month in the rural Oregon town Atlas Obscura awarded "place least likely to actually exist." It's a strange choice for a vacation destination, sure... but you've always been drawn to strangeness, haven't you?
You weren't sure what to expect from your stay. But you sure weren't expecting HIM.
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- Part 1 of The Juneau Series
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- English
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- 133,872
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- 21/21
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18 Aug 2024
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Making Bread by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
07 Jun 2024
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“I’m dreaming…right?” you say, pinching yourself, slapping your cheek, trying to push your fingers through your palm before giving up and burying your face in your hands. “This isn’t…this can’t be real. There’s just… no way you...me…I can’t-!“
“Assurance: Current experience occurring in reality. Suggestion:-” He peels your hands away from your face with the tip of his digit, pausing either to savor the knife’s edge you’re both dancing on, or just as breathless at the prospect of jumping off. “-since mass displacement has already been demonstrated, allow physical proof of reciprocation.”
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- Part 2 of Bread and Bread Accessories
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18 Jul 2024
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【授翻】回声花园 by YX_something
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
18 Jan 2024
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声波被放逐到暗影区的日子凄凉、平淡而永无止境。他无法联系到威震天或报应号,能源也即将耗尽。若没有战前植入的情感抑制协议,他几乎要认为自己十分可悲了。
然而某日,进行空间跃迁时无意间掉进暗影区的补天士给他提供了一条出路。
“你会爱上寻光号的,”补天士说,“在那里,所有人能得到第二次机会。还是说你想在这儿待一辈子?”Bookmarked by ZackWearsPJs
17 Jun 2024
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“You know… I could use some literary recommendations.”
The silence is nerve wracking. You can’t tell if he meant to say that aloud or not.
“Lieutenant… Are you asking me to recommend some erotica to you?”
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A ruffled Lieutenant finds himself on your doorstep and seems more intrigued by your book collection than the crime he's meant to be questioning you about.Bookmarked by ZackWearsPJs
19 Jul 2023
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13 Jun 2023
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Four Murmuring Incisors by chosohole
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
16 Jun 2023
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A million universes and a million spider-men, women, and everything in-between and beyond, and Miguel O'Hara is the only man in that great chaotic mess of spider-people who you want to figure out how to crack.
At the very least, you want to talk.
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12 Jun 2023
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Crumbling Is Not an Instant's Act by Petricharis
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
01 Nov 2020
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“You found anythin’ useful yet?” Called Dutch from further into the facility, having shushed whatever argument had been going on.
“Not really!” Arthur shouted back, only barely managing to avoid stepping into the entrails of another dead O’Driscoll. Jesus, they were everywhere. “Anythin’ specific you want me to find?”
“Explosives, detonators, whatever’ll help us to rob that train. Hurry up now! Try that shed to the left!”
Arthur mumbled a gruff ‘yeah, yeah’ while Dutch barked orders to the rest of the boys. Dutch was probably just as cold and tired as Arthur. He made his way over to the shed with leaden legs ploughing through the snow. It felt like it had been forever since he last felt his toes. He pushed open the creaky door to the shed, stepped inside, and immediately found himself at the end of a rifle barrel with a rather young looking man at the start of it.
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- 60/60
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20 Apr 2023
