VeryIntricateRituals
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Somebody hold me too close (Somebody hurt me too deep) by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Sep 2023
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When Guillermo makes it back home. And he’s human, and empty, and he can see the pale sunlight from the windows (he should really cover them again). And he’s alone, and it’s quiet, so quiet that he can hear his own heartbeat, the heartbeat that wasn’t there before, and he can feel the beard on his face, and he can hear his breath, soft, soft.
When he makes it back home, to his little room covered in pillow feathers, he sits on his cot, takes off his glasses, puts his head in his hands and he cries.
...Or Guillermo didn't like being a vampire and so he promptly goes into an existential crisis.
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Stop me (I find myself believing) by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Aug 2023
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They save the world. And only now that the dust is settling, now that they are not about to die in the next ten minutes. Only now, Crowley finally allows both his mind and eyes to wander to him, to the angel who is standing on his right, like he always used to, like he still belongs there. And considers the thought that he’d been avoiding for days: Aziraphale is back, back for the first time in three years, and while that may be exactly what Crowley desperately longed for, he somehow finds it deeply unsettling.
Or Crowley spent 6000 years wooing Aziraphale to no avail because when he was brave and confessed, the angel broke his heart and left for Heaven. But now, three years later, the world is safe for good and Aziraphale is back. Crowley, however, has given up because he doesn’t know where they stand anymore, and he honestly cannot deal with another heartbreak. That’s okay, because now Aziraphale seems to be more than willing to do the wooing.
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your kisses mean murder (and your promises rhyme with pain) by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 May 2022
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“Vampiric transformations vary from person to person” Nadja said to the camera. She was sitting on the couch in the fancy room.
“Or from vampire to vampire” commented Laszlo, sitting next to her. “There are different kinds. Mine was just the usual. My Nadja took my blood and gave me hers. All in all, it took mere hours. By the time my would-be lady-wife had to leave me to hide from the sun, it was already done and we shared a coffin in the morning”.
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Of course, the whole Vampiric Council thing was a trap. It had been obvious in retrospect. And the fact that Guillermo hadn’t seen it coming from a mile away meant that spending so much time with the vampires was lowering his IQ.
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Listen we need more Guillermo gets turned fics. I give you my humble attempt. Set somewhere in the middle of season 3. -
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With Sirius still in Azkaban and thought guilty by everyone including his only living friend, it falls to Remus to take care of Harry after the five year old was bitten and turned into a werewolf...
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The Blinding Lights of Forbidden Fires by VeryIntricateRituals
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 Nov 2014
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The one where they meet when they're teenagers: in college, obviously. Damn geniuses!
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Daniel is flying high on the success of the interview when Covid strikes him down. He finds himself stuck in a hotel room with a vampire who wants him dead and one final question that needs answering.
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In 1973, Armand makes him an offer. Daniel takes it, not knowing it leads him down a spiral that will make them both come apart.
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- Part 1 of Pull Force
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Armand was aware that he often lost time.
It was better now than it had once been.
On the slave ship, in the brothel, when he was in Marius’ care.
He had never questioned why it happened or what caused it. He knew enough of the modern era to know that an answer was likely out there somewhere, but what good would such a thing do him?
Waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an apartment that seemed only vaguely familiar was all the more disconcerting for how long it had been since it had happened to Armand.
He tried to orient himself. He needed to put just enough of the pieces together to know enough to fake his way through his next few interactions and then it would be as if it never happened.
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After Daniel’s turning, Armand allows him one last trip home to celebrate his granddaughter’s birthday, but Molloy family entanglements keep them in New York longer than anticipated.
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Armand and Daniel reunite after the events of Prince Lestat. Take a road trip, stay a few days in New Orleans. Discover new things about themselves and rediscover some old, long buried desires.
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- Part 8 of Come Pull My Strings