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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Winters in Erebor are surprisingly romantic now that the dwarrow are returned to their ancestral home. Bilbo, being unaware of dwarven cold-weather traditions gets tangled up in something he wasn't expecting. What's a hobbit to do when multiple dwarves he isn't interested in start gifting him strange little tokens?

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Thorin wouldn't allow it. He wouldn't. He couldn't let anyone dare take one of the most precious treasures in the entire mountain like that. It wasn't possible, he kept thinking. It wasn't possible that Bilbo was engaged.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    "Every flower has its own meaning. You can tell someone you are sorry with flowers or that you value their friendship. You can tell someone that you despise them with the right flowers. Even if you want to tell someone that you are deeply, utterly, in love with them, you can..." Bilbo felt his cheeks warming and wiggled his nose. "Well, you know what I mean." 

    Or, Bilbo tells Kíli a little about flowers. What he didn't expect was how seriously the young dwarf would take their conversation. Soon three young dwarves are up to something Bilbo can't quite figure out. And then there is a certain blue-eyed dwarf who seems to misunderstand him at every turn.

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    A/N: Cross-published on tumblr under the name inkwovenworlds

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    21 Jun 2026

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.

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    21 Jun 2026