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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “Does Chuuya not know what sex is?” Dazai’s tone is laced with faint surprise, and Chuuya feels an embarrassed flush flare across his cheeks against his will. He feels oddly stupid at Dazai’s words and voice, cause he never sounds surprised.

    Chuuya is silent, averting his gaze back to the window and staring down at the targets.

    “Wait, for real?!”

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    12 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dazai and Chuuya celebrate a recent mission by going for a drunk, like always chuuya is shit faced drunk and dazai has to drag him home which results in some untold secrets being shared.
    (I wrote this during a university lecture help)

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    12 May 2026

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    Hidden between thickets of light and fireflies, Dazai Osamu looks beatific to the naked eye as he smiles mischievously at the camera. His hair is cut short and as dark as the night itself. His eyes are full of lust and grains of stars that could shatter everything around him with one look.

    Pleasure and desire.

    All encapsulated by his detailed eyelids, drowned in blackened tones.

    There's a layer of sweat on his temples and bare shoulders; his lips are a bit swollen and red; there are a few spots scattered around his collarbone and neck area—they're hickeys; and most importantly, he's smiling. A shit-eating grin so obscene that it leaves some in the room a little confused.

    The Dazai in the video seems to be younger than the actual Dazai.

    No.

     

     

    He is.

     

     

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    Or; a short one-shot where several members of the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia accidentally witness a video of the Soukoku having sex at the age of 17.

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    12 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    “So Shoko, didn’t you say this round was special?” One of the girls said.

    Shoko chuckled, “Well, in celebration of our fifth and final round… Five extra minutes will be added.”

    Gasps came from the circle.

    “And we will call it “Seven minutes in heaven—

    Plus five minutes!” Shoko smiled with teeth, you’d think with a smile like that she came up with a more clever name.

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    Suguru Geto plays a round of seven minutes in heaven (plus five minutes) and gets picked by the bottle to go in the closet with his best friend, Satoru Gojo, who he also happens to be obliviously in love with. To prove that Suguru isn’t a buzzkill, the two decide to “prank” the rest while inside the closet.

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    10 Mar 2026