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Double black. The demon prodigy and the former king of the sheep, a deadly and relentless duo…
“Oi Dazai drink with me!” the older man slurs.
Dazai and Chuuya just had a successful mission and decided to go for a drink to “celebrate”. Chuuya is currently shit faced drunk after only four drinks, dazai is still on his first and is currently getting annoyed by the smaller man who is currently head locking him and yelling in his ear.
Dazai can handle his alcohol pretty well so this isn’t uncommon, whenever he goes drinking with chuuya it always ends up with him having to drag the older home due to him getting himself in a state where he cant walk without ending up in a random bush.
As the night passes the pair continue drinking, chuuya is absolutely wrecked and dazai is only slightly tipsy, Dazai is getting fed up by the red head constantly leaning on him and yelling in his ear so he stands and decides it’s the time of night where he has to drag chuuya from the bar to his apartment.
He could honestly leave him here or let him find his own way home but if chuuya were to end up dead in a ditch or die from alcohol poisoning then that means dazai would have to write the reports from now on and he would rather save himself the torture.
He grabs the red head by the sleeve and begins dragging him towards the exit.
“Let me go bastard!” Chuuya drunkenly yells trying to pull away from Dazais grasp but immediately stumbling.
Dazai just exhales and continues dragging chuuya, they eventually end up in the street and the long and agonising walk begins.
Chuuya continues to protest and drunkenly ramble while being dragged home, Dazai remains silent knowing its useless in trying to mess with the drunk chuuya.
Chuuya eventually refuses to move his legs, Dazai turns his head and glares at him.
“Let me go dick head.” Chuuya spits aggressively.
“Fine.” Dazai says in the same tone and lets go of chuuya who immediately sways trying to stay steady on his feet.
Dazai watches as Chuuya attempts to make his own way home, hes currently stumbling against a building wall and he stops and bends over, emptying the contents of his stomach onto the concrete.
Dazai just scoffs when chuuya rests his back against the wall and drops to the ground next to the puddle of spew, Dazai walks over and grabs his arm dragging him up.
“Fucking leave me alone you mummified freak.” The redhead growls.
Dazai just furrows his brows and silently hikes the shorter onto his back, Chuuyas arms dangle over his shoulders and hes too drunk and tired to protest at this point.
The rest of the walk is silent and the pair eventually make it to Chuuyas apartment complex, Dazai carries chuuya to the elevator and eventually puts him down, Chuuya immediately leans against the wall of the elevator. Dazai rolls his eyes and presses the button that leads to chuuyas floor.
When the elevator arrives Dazai grabs Chuuyas sleeve and drags him out, leading him to the door of his apartment, he rummages in chuuyas pocket searching for the key.
He grabs the key and opens the door, he drags chuuya inside and immediately takes him to the bathroom. Chuuya immediately hangs his head over the bowl and throws up once again.
It has become a routine at this point, Dazai doing this all without even thining due to how many times he has had to do it prior.
Dazai eventually manages to get chuuya into his bed, he turns to leave but chuuya grabs his wrist causing dazai to look at him.
“Don’t go…” Chuuya mutters tiredly, He tugs Dazais sleeve causing him to stumble closer, their faces are so close, Dazai glances at chuuyas lips and Chuuya leans forward slightly, their lips are so close to touching when chuuya suddenly passes out, Dazai blinks and quickly regains himself and stands and he leaves the room going to chuuyas couch, he lays on it and stares at the dark ceiling thinking about what just happened, he sighs and eventually closes his eyes and falls asleep.
He is awoken in the morning by a very angry Chuuya kicking his foot that is currently hanging off the couch.
“Wake up shit head!” He spits angrily
Dazai opens his uncovered eye with a groan, he squints his eye due to the light in the room.
“Get out of my house.” Chuuya says bluntly.
“Good morning to you too..” Dazai mutters and sits up, rubbing his eye. “You should thank me you know.”
“Hah!? Don’t make me laugh, my head is killing me.” Chuuya says in a tone as if he was just told the funniest joke in the world.
“If it wasn’t for me you would be waking up in a ditch somewhere.” Dazai mutters.
“I don’t care. Now get out.” Chuuya says as he crosses his arms over his chest.
“Nah I don’t think I will..” Dazai says with a shit eating grin.
Chuuya radiates red due to the rage building up inside of him, it disappears as quickly as it came and he just exhales.
“You know what. Fine. I don’t care, im too hungover to deal with this.” He says in a gruff tone as he sits down on the opposite end of the couch with a huff.
The two sit in awkward silence which is unsual for them, its usually dazai saying stuff to wind up chuuya eventually resulting in a bicker.
“Hey Chuuya?” Dazai says quietly, Chuuya turns his head towards Dazai, an annoyed expression on his face.
“Do you remember what happened last night?” Dazai asks with a raised brow, Chuuyas brows furrow.
“Of course I do. You dragged me out of the bar and took me home.” He says bluntly.
“No.. I mean when we got here” Dazai asks in a curious tine.
Chuuya thinks for a moment
“No.” He says bluntly “Why?”
Theres a long pause before dazai speaks.
“You tried to kiss me” He says as he glances at chuuya, hes analysing his expression, Chuuyas brows furrow and he suddenly scoffs.
“That’s not funny.” He says in an annoyed tone.
“Im not trying to be funny.” Dazai says in a serious tone, Chuuya picks up on this and his face flushes slightly, he doesn’t say anything, Dazai subtly shifts closer.
“What are you playing at Dazai.” He says in an irritated tone noticing Dazai move closer, They are sitting so close to each other now, Dazais head turned to face chuuya and he speaks in a hushed tone.
“Do you still want to kiss me..?” Chuuya swallows and looks at Dazai, he glances at his lips and opens his mouth to speak but nothing comes out. Dazai leans forward, their faces so close they can feel each others breathes.
“What if I also want to kiss you..” He mutters, Chuuya parts his lips slightly, glancing at dazais lips again before leaning forward closing the distance.
The pair quickly melt into the kiss, the kiss only lasts a few moments and they pull away, they look in each others eyes before quickly closing the distance again. Dazais hand sneaks around the back of chuuyas neck, tipping his head slightly so he can deepen the kiss.
Chuuya feels Dazais tongue slide over his bottom lip silently asking for permission and who is Chuuya to deny him. He parts his lips slightly and Dazai takes the opportunity and pushes his tongue into Chuuyas mouth. His tongue explores Chuuyas mouth, Their tongues twirling together messily. They eventually pull away for air, a string of saliva connecting the boys lips as they pant.
“fuck…” Chuuya says breathlessly which causes Dazai to smirk.
Dazai begins to press kisses along Chuuyas jaw line making his way down his neck. He begins to suck causing Chuuya to gasp and move his arm to wrap around Dazais back.
Dazai continues to suck, lick and bite at chuuyas skin, leaving a trail of red marks as he goes.
“Bastard.. stop that” Chuuya pants out, dazai smirks against his skin.
“hmm? Is something wrong?” He asks in a teasing tone as he looks up at chuuya with a smirk causing him to flush.
“Stop teasing me dammit!” He says as he tugs Dazais tie causing his face to be centimetres away from his own, Dazais eyes widen slightly but he quickly gets his usual shit eating grin as he looks at Chuuya.
“But im not teasing…” He leans forward slightly so his lips brush against chuuya with every word. “Im just taking my time while trying to enjoy my meal..”
He quickly crashes his lips against Chuuyas once again and Chuuya moans slightly into the kiss causing dazai to smirk against his lips.
Dazai gently begins to push chuuya down so hes laying on his back as he leans over him, not breaking the kiss as he does so.
They break away and dazai looks down at chuuya, chuuya grabs his tie and pulls it off while grumbling under his breathe.
“too much fabric in the way…” Dazai could hardly hear him as he muttered but he began pulling at chuuyas waist coat beginning to unbutton it.
Soon Chuuya is shirtless and Dazais blazer was discared and the buttons of his shirt are undone, the article hanging off his shoudlers, a pile of fabric beginning to form on the floor next to the couch.
Dazai is currently kissing down chuuyas chest and he is holding his waist.
“Chuuya… fuck, I need you so bad..” He says breathlessly against the skin of his chest.
“Dazai…” He says with an exhale.
“Chuuya if I don’t fuck you right now I think I might die..” He says as he looks down at chuuya, an obvious tent beginning to strain against his pants.
Chuuyas face flushes a bright red and his grip on dazais shirt tightens.
“Dazai… please..” He says quietly, Dazai smirks and crashes his lips with chuuyas, he wraps his arms around him and hoists him up off the couch causing chuuya to gasp into the kiss.
Dazai begins to blindly walk towards chuuyas room, bumping into things but hes too lost in the kiss to care, he pressed chuuyas back against the door to his room and he blindly feels for the door handle.
He eventually finds it and pushes the door open, pushing chuuya inside until the back of his thighs hit the mattress of his bed and Dazai pushes him down onto his back.
Chuuya looks up at Dazai with half lidded eyes, his lips are swollen due to the kissing and a few marks are beginning to form on his neck.
Dazai leans over him, his eyes not leaving Chuuya once, he moves his head down and brings Chuuys in for rough kiss.
The kiss has no rhythm, its all teeth and tongue as they exchange saliva. They eventually break away and Dazai begins to unbuckle chuuyas belt, pulling it off and letting it drop to the floor with a clatter.
Chuuya groans into the kiss as dazai presses their hips together, their clothed erections touching causing both of the men to moan into each others mouths.
Dazai breaks the kiss and shrugs his shirt off of his shoulders, he pulls off his own belt and his black slacks leaving him in his boxers.
Chuuya pulls his own slacks off as dazai does this, both men now in their underwear as dazai repositions himself over chuuya, he caresses the red heads sides before moving his hands down to begin lowering chuuyas boxers.
Chuuyas cock springs free when dazai lowers his boxers, precum already beading at the tip, chuuyas face is flushed with embarrassment, hes never been this exposed to anyone.
Dazai slowly trails a finger over chuuyas cock causing him to let out a pleasured exhale.
“I guess all of Chibi isn’t tiny” Dazai says with a teasing tone causing chuuya to furrow his brows, he opens his mouth to argue back but hes interrupted when dazai begins to pull his own boxers down revealing his erection.
Dazai is just above average but hes thick… Chuuya isn’t sure if he can take him and he swallows nervously, eyeing the angry looking cock infront of him.
“Like what you see?” Dazai asks in a teasing tone but theres a hint of nervousness there.
Chuuya doesn’t take his eyes off of dazais cock as he speaks.
“That wont fit.” He says nervously causing dazai to chuckle.
“Oh come oooon don’t be dramatic” Dazai purrs out as he leans over chuuya, their bare erections touching causing them both to let out a pleasured groan.
“Got condoms..? and lube?” Dazai asks in a low tone snapping chuuya out of his thoughts.
“Bedside table… theres lube… and a few condoms.. you know just in case” Chuuya speaks quietly but dazai doesn’t waste any time in leaning over and getting the items from the bedside table.
He pops the cap off of the lube and pours admittable too much onto his fingers, rubbing the liquid to warm it.
“You ever done this before..?” He asks as he parts chuuyas thighs with his unlubed hand.
“..sex? ..no” he says quietly
“Neither…if you want to stop tell me… okay?” Dazai says as he moves his lubed hand to circle chuuyas rim, coating it in lube.
Chuuya bites his lip and nods his head, Dazai presses a finger inside slowly causing chuuya to gasp slightly.
“hurts..?” Dazai asks, stilling his finger when it bottoms out, Chuuya shakes his head, the feeling is foreign and strange but…good.
“No…. keep going..” he says breathlessly, Dazai begins to move his finger, Chuuya lets out occasional gasps when he brushes against a particular sensitive spot, Dazai continues this until he adds another, the stretch burns slightly but the pleasure overrides the pain causing chuuya to let out a moan.
“dazai… please..” Chuuya isn’t even sure what hes asking for, all he knows is that he doesn’t want dazai to stop.
Dazai curls his fingers brushing against chuuyas prostate causing chuuya to let out a loud moan, Dazai scissors his fingers trying to open chuuya up more while still hitting his prostate. He soon adds another finger, focussing more on prepping chuuya now.
Chuuya can feel a familiar sensation building in his lower stomach, hes panting and moaning now indicating hes close, his cock leaking on his stomach. Hes so close to that release hes been looking forward to when dazai retracts his fingers leaving him empty.
“Wh- No please..please..” Chuuya rasps out clutching the sheets below him tightly.
“shhh, not yet..” Dazai says in a low tone as he rolls the condom on and coats his cock with lube to make it easier. Chuuya watches the sight with half lidded eyes, Dazais hands return to chuuyas thighs spreading them wider before grabbing a nearby pillow and sliding it under chuuyas hips.
Chuuya lets out a whine as he feels dazai position himself but makes no move to push in.
“Are you sure..” Dazai asks one more time, Chuuya nods his head frantically.
“I need a verbal answer Chibi..” He says as he slides the head of his cock teasingly over chuuyas hole.
“Just fuck me dammit!” Chuuya spits out but it cut off by a gasp as the head of dazais cock breaches the first ring of muscles, the stretch is a lot more than his fingers and chuuyas grip on the sheets below him tightens, his knuckles going white as dazai continues to push in.
Dazai eventually bottoms out with a groan, stilling his hips giving chuuya time to adjust.
Chuuya is panting heavily, the his left forearm covering his eyes as he adjusts to the new sensation, Dazai begins to press kisses along his jaw, neck and chest to help him relax, this goes on for around three minutes before chuuya experimentally moves his hips slightly and pleasure immediately washes over him.
“mm~ move..please..” He pants out and who is Dazai to deny him, he slowly pulls out feeling the delicious drag of chuuyas walls until only the tip remains before pushing back in. The movement causes Chuuya to have the wind knocked out of him and he lets out a loud moan.
Dazai sets a steady pace to begin with, slowly pushing into chuuya as deep as he can go with every thrust, Chuuya swears he can feel Dazai in his throat every time he enters. Chuuya is a moaning and sputtering mess under Dazai, a mix of “please” “Dazai” a variety of curses and moans coming out of him.
Dazai begins to speed up, thrusting into Chuuya with more speed and strength causing Chuuya to let out a loud moan as Dazai brushes against his prostate making him see stars. Dazai notices and angles his hips for that spot to ram against it.
Soon all that can be heard from the room is the sound of groans, moans, skin slapping skin and the sound of the bedframe hitting the wall. Chuuya would feel glad that he doesn’t have neighbours but hes too lost in pleasure to care. The room is humid, the scent of sweat and sex filling the apartment as Dazai continues to ram into Chuuya.
“Da- Dazai mmfgh please!~” Chuuya looks completely fucked out, his chest is slick with sweat and purple and red marks are staring to form on his neck, thighs and chest. Dazai grunts as he continues to pound into chuuya.
“Dazai I-im so fucking…close please need you- ah~ Dazai” Chuuya cant think straight as he babbles a plead, Dazai understands what he wants and he reaches down and wraps his hand around chuuyas leaking cock and begins pumping it in time with his thrusts, circling the tip and digging his finger into his slit occasionally.
Chuuya only needs a few touches to come barreling towards the edge of pleasure, he spills all over dazais hand and his own chest as dazai slows his thrusts slightly to not push chuuya into overstimulation as he helps him ride out his orgasm.
Dazai is panting heavily and chuuya can feel his cock throb inside him as he hasn’t came yet.
“k-keep going…” Chuuya says breathlessly, this is all dazai needed to hear before he grabs chuuyas hips and pulls out of him suddenly and flips chuuya and pushes his head against the mattress and pulls his hips up before plunging in again which makes chuuya scream with pleasure.
Dazais grip on chuuyas hips is bruising as he carves a space inside of chuuya for himself. The new angle makes Dazai ram against chuuyas prostate with every movement, Chuuya is gripping the sheets below his tightly and his face is buried in his forearms as he tries to muffle his moans.
Dazais pace begins to falter and grow sloppy as he grunts and lets out small moans, too lost in the feeling of chuuya clenching around him.
“ch-chuu… fuck… feel so good, doing so good for me..fuck” Dazai mindlessly babbles as hes hurtling towards the edge.
He rams into chuuya harder and chuuya cums untouched with a scream of Dazais name, A few more thrusts and dazai grips chuuyas hips almost painfully as he spills inside the condom.
He thrusts a few more times riding out his orgasm before stilling his hips. Both dazai and chuuya are panting heavily, basking in the afterglow of their orgasms. Dazai’s blissed out thoughts are interrupted when he feels chuuyas legs quivering under him as he tries to hold himself up, Dazai slips out of him causing chuuya to let out a whine due to the overstimulation and the overwhelming feeling of being empty.
“fuck….you okay?” Dazai asks with a hoarse tone, Chuuya just lets his legs slide out from under him as he collapses into the mattress as he nods his head.
Dazai takes the condom off and ties it, putting it into the bin in chuuyas room before returning to the bed where chuuya is.
“stay here… “ He says gently before he pulls on his boxers and leaves the room, soon returning with a damp cloth, He walks over to the bed and gently wipes chuuya off before he helps him slip on his boxers.
He silently climbs into the bed beside chuuya and wraps his arms around chuuyas waist after pulling the bedsheets over them.
They lay in silence for a while, Dazai is sure chuuya is asleep when he hears his voice.
“Dazai… you awake?” he asks quickly, his voice croaky and soar from all the moaning. Dazai just gives a hum in response.
“Do you…regret what we just did…” Chuuya asks quietly which causes Dazai to shift a little and lean over him so he can see his face. He looks down at chuuya and leans down placing a gentle kiss against chuuyas lips, chuuya lazily kisses him back before Dazai pulls away.
“no..” He says in a hushed tone before laying back down, burying his nose in chuuyas hair, inhaling his scent.
"where did your learn to do that..?" Chuuya asks quietly.
"Do what?" Dazai asks cluelessly and Chuuya just looks over his shoulder with an unamused expression which makes dazai realise.
"porn..." Dazai says quietly and chuuya just looks at him, they both begin the chuckle slightly before calming down and laying in silence for a while
“goodnight mackeral…” Chuuya says quietly and dazai cant hold back the smile that plasters itself on his face.
“goodnight chuuya…”