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After a pleasant drive through the countryside, Lovino and Gilbert fuck in the backseat of a rental Maserati and ruin its upholstery.
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26 Apr 2026
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One of my fav prumano oneshots. I was highkey humping along
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Ivan gets a ride home from the popular girl.
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28 Mar 2026
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America and Russia have a tense relationship, so in an attempt to improve it America’s boss makes America host Russia in one of his houses for a month. Neither one of them is thrilled with this, but try and not fight the best they can. Even though they clash on just about everything they can’t help but both agree that they can’t wait for the thirty days to end.
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08 Mar 2026
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how to seduce the kazekage: a guide by the konoha 13 (and then some) by zenintwins (kunimi)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2025
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“Naruto?” Sakura checks.
“Boyfriend,” Naruto wails.
Sasuke steps forward. Sakura meets his eyes (widening slightly—surprise. Crinkling a little—something pleased, welcoming. Widening again—asking what to do. Sasuke sometimes thinks that no matter where in the world he finds himself cast by the winds, he will always know how to read two sets of eyes: one green, one blue.) in askance, and he tilts his head. Give him a moment.
“Yes, boyfriend,” Sakura says.
Naruto finally looks up. His cheeks are still stained pink, eyes bright, blue. “Do you really think he’d want to?”
Sakura stares at him for a long moment. Ino, across from her, looks similarly thunderstruck.
Evidently, neither of them were prepared for having to explain to Naruto that his vibrant, too-obvious affection for Gaara (of all people) was returned just as earnestly. Sasuke gets it, kind of, in that it’s really not the kind of thing that needs explaining, but like.
It’s Naruto. He’s an idiot. They should have expected this.
“Yes,” Sasuke says, making his presence known to his best friend. “He has terrible taste. Obviously.”
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- Part 1 of narugaa week 2025
- Part 4 of naruto warm-ups
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27 Feb 2026
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Since before he could even remember, Gaara had heard the sound of the howling wind in the back of his mind. He always wished he could find the person on the other end of that sound, that elusive being who might love him for who he was.
All his life, Naruto had heard the sound of drifting sand in his head. A sound the Third warned him might indicate a ninja from another village. Naruto didn't care. No matter where his soulmate was, or who, he would find them. He was certain they would be the closest soulmates ever. Definitely.
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- 50/?
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27 Feb 2026
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- Japan and America hang out at Americas house but, Japan's thoughts are everything but the game America wants to play. Luckily America seems to be good at taking hints, and letting others take control . -
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16 Feb 2026
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A dogwood petal somehow finds itself on the shores of Kamakura, and a cherry blossom petal travels its way to the sunny beaches of California. At the feet of the same individuals, who, from the bottom of their hearts, call each other's name out into the Pacific and hope for the tiniest sea breeze.
The faintest kiss on the cheek from across the ocean.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*Ameripan enemies to lovers (probably) WWII fic that--you guessed it--goes through each decade, and they try to decipher whether it's gay to love your government-assigned enemy. That's it. That's the fic.
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- Part 4 of The Immortal Oeuvre
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- 42/?
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16 Feb 2026
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You decided to make the most of tonight and found yourself meeting the guitarist for an up-and-coming band called Your Favorite Martian. He's the most interesting thing to come out of tonight and you're gonna take advantage of this.
Or you meet Benatar at a club and decide to take it back to the tour bus.
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15 Feb 2026
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In the midst of the Cold War, America's soulmate leaves their marks on his neck.
Russia's soulmate leaves their soul marks wrapped around his wrists.
This is a problem of catastrophic proportions.
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12 Feb 2026
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Prince Ludwig von Beilschmidt of Bavaria was having trouble with his faith as the air crackled with strife after the publication of the 95 Theses. He swayed to break away from it all, having always been wary of the Catholic Church and its condemnation. Prince Gilbert von Beilschmidt of Brandenburg, terrified for his younger brother's soul, sends him to Rome to see that Luther’s teachings are nothing more than the devil tempting him.
In Rome, he meets Father Vargas.
And it’s there that he understands that true temptation came through a man with amber eyes and tan skin.
(Or the one where Ludwig gets fucked by an Italian priest six years older than him when in Rome and has an identity crisis.)
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- Part 1 of Of God and Men
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08 Feb 2026
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Divided We Fall - United We Stand (historically correct) by raihaikyo
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
13 Apr 2026
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“Sometimes we do, what we must to survive.”
Part 1 of a historical Cold War story. 1961, Germany is divided in two different countries. Prussia, as part of the Eastern Bloc must decide on which side he stands, but is he prepared for the consequences? Historical events, backroom deals, spying and a NoSadistRussia, RusPru, hints of RusAme- Language:
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03 Jan 2026
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Floor after floor, the Mains are finding more and more twisted toons.
And although the cure isn’t at all figured out for how to get them back, that doesn’t stop Astro from wanting to bring someone back with himSeries
- Part 5 of Dandy's World
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22 Dec 2025
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imagine being loved by me by katerpillar
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Nov 2024
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Now that he's looking for it, Yuuji can feel it: the words are etched into him, woven into his muscles and carved into his bones. Start by saving me, Itadori. Yuuji promised he would, so now he must.
The burning pain is starting to come back again. It begins in his chest this time, slightly to the right. Yuuji swallows, reaching up to press his hand against it.
So, he thinks dazedly, as the universe begins to take him apart. This is what happens when you break a Binding Vow.
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Megumi dies in Shinjuku. Yuuji is thrown back in time to save him. Again, and again, and again.
(Or: Yuuji says “I’ll save you, Fushiguro” and the universe says “bet.”)
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15 Dec 2025
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heaven says (you are in danger) by thunder_shadow
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series), Gemini Home Entertainment (Web Series)
12 Sep 2024
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“Oh, Triton, don’t worry so much! I’m being totally safe, I would never hurt my moons,” Neptune chirped, reaching out to pat his hand on top of Triton’s head. Triton responded with an unamused look, sunglasses sliding further down his face before he fixed them with a scowl.
“It’s not that I’m worried about, Neptune. Something feels off.”
Neptune just hummed in response, using his gravity to pick up Larissa and slingshot her just far enough away before pulling her back in; she cheered the entire time, excited giggles escaping. Internally, he agreed with Triton. Something felt off, just enough for Neptune to notice. But - that wasn’t something his moons needed to worry about.
Or; Something lurks in the Solar System. Something with plans... and the ability to achieve them.
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- Part 1 of gemini home entertainment au
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19 Nov 2025
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“The court is arranging a marriage for you!”
Sol dropped back into the throne with his unnerving smile tacked right back on, and Jupiter just stared at him with a dry mouth as he registered the actual words and what they meant for him. “A… marriage? Arranged? To who?”
Or; In which Jupiter is a prince troubled by his past, thrown into an arranged marriage with who else but Saturn :)
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19 Nov 2025
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After a deadly virus had started its contamination of humanity, Isagi Yoichi found himself fighting against the storm with a small group of friends. But as they venture out, stories get more convoluted and twisted, and perhaps the enemies aren't only the hordes of undead.
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- Part 1 of DMC Universe
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03 Nov 2025
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"All he had to do was ignore his feelings and they would fade. Time erases all things. Because Ivan knew Russia and America could be nothing more than the best of enemies."
A historical fic following the ever-evolving relationship between Russia and America. I don't know what possessed me to edit and post this story but to hell with it. In progress with plans to update biweekly.
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02 Nov 2025
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"I’m in love, Mattie.”
“You’re at war."
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Alfred has been in love with Ivan since the very beginning.
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12 Oct 2025
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Nations heal from anything, with exceedingly rare exceptions. This is the one truth they've held onto. Sometimes this is mercy, sometimes it's not.
Alfred isn't doing well. He's getting worse. Physically. Mentally.
An old enemy might get his way after all.
And Matthew's pissed.
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- Part 3 of Lost & Found
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05 Oct 2025
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Alfred looks down to see where exactly he’s walking. While stumbling his way through the rapidly growing piles of snow, he accidentally trips on a branch buried under the snow and trips. He hurriedly corrects his stance so as not to fall, though with all his fumbling, there’s no way he escaped detection.
“If you are attempting to creep up on me, I would not consider that wise, да?”
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While attending a meeting in Russia with the Empress, Arthur leaves Alfred alone in the next room. Alfred gets bored and decides to take a walk through the woods outside the palace. Quickly finding himself lost, he stumbles upon a weird and handsome stranger, one who is kind enough to offer friendship and help him back to the palace.
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28 Sep 2025