UnderwhelmingAlchemist
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After going off to investigate an old abandoned warehouse on the edge of town, the case Cas and Dean are investigating takes an interesting turn when a magic spell takes a hold of Castiel - literally. Unable to move and with sex magic coursing through his system, it's up to Dean to help him out, or have him be stuck like that forever.
Written for Restrainstiel Week Day 6: Magic
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Call of the Void (and tentacles) by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
28 May 2026
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Castiel goes ahead of the brothers to scout out a bunker. Being an angel, that shouldn't be a problem.
It's a problem.
One involving tentacles.
Written for Restrainstiel Week Day 4: Living Restraints
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As it turns out, Trudy Trout has pleasure receptors that activate when she does a task like she was always "supposed to". Kelsey decides to help her rewire them, starting with the cake she'd made for their anniversary.
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when faced with salvation, Run by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
11 Apr 2026
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At first he thought they were sunspots, the kind of patterns that would appear if he’d been staring into overly bright headlights for a bit too long. But in the few seconds he had to adjust, it became abundantly clear that they weren’t just abstract shapes.
They were eyes.
Thousands and thousands of incomprehensibly blue eyes.
And all of them were focused on him.
Hello, Dean Winchester.
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Come pull me closer, bend me over (I’m just here for the thrill) by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
02 Mar 2026
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The hunt was quick and easy, and now Dean and Cas are alone at night in the middle of nowhere. Naturally, Dean ends up getting railed on the hood of the impala.
Title from the song "Something to Feel" by Dixon Dallas.
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In Full Color by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Oct 2025
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Bucky Barnes is Bad at Valentine's Day by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
Fandom Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Feb 2021
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Cas time-travels back to when Dean is 19 and has 90s prettyboy swoopy model hair. He pets his hair. They cry together. Cas holds him all through the night, giving Dean one night of peace and comfort and safety.
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- Part 1 of there's still time for you
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
/)/) /)/) /)/) (..) (..) (..) *( ) *( ) *( )
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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A Winchester Family Christmas, 2010. AKA, Best zombie Christmas ever!
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Honestly I think Jayce would like Lingerie. He has like a 12 step bathing routine anyway, what’s one more step
Bookmarked by UnderwhelmingAlchemist
10 Dec 2024
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Dig My Grave, Both Wide and Deep by ThatsAmericasAss1918
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Apr 2024
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Steve takes his first step towards living in the 21st Century without Bucky by his side now that he hasn't got an alien invasion to distract him from grief.
In which, Steve visits Bucky's grave and realises Bucky would have wanted him to live the life he couldn't have.
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- Part 2 of A little something called 'History'
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05 Apr 2024
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This hurt me <3 Read again soon
Force Alex to read this one