TreasonousToaster
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- Homestuck (18)
- Red Valley (Podcast) (1)
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Overhead Industries Presents: The End of the God Damn World by TreasonousToaster
Fandoms: Red Valley (Podcast)
03 Jun 2024
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Warren Godby has never considered himself a lucky man. In fact, he would argue that for most of his life he's drawn the short end of the stick.
And nothing displays that quite so well as the predicament he's in now; stranded in the middle of a town he's never been to, in a hospital gown.
In the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
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Dave Strider finds himself involved in a death game with eleven strangers and no prior memories of his life before.
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You are beginning to suspect your closest online friend might be that little shithead that hates your guts, Karkat Vantas. And you have no fucking idea how to even begin to process that.
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EB: me and jade are making a group chat with all of our friends in it
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You get back to the front of the building and see the convenience store again. It really is convenient, considering it's literally right across the street. Whoever named convenience stores really knew what they were doing huh? One smart fucker, that's for sure.
Fuck it. You step into the street and start towards the shop.
You make the mistake of not looking both ways before you cross the street.
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A series of short fics about the Homestuck characters where they get to actually be happy for once.
(title is from Hollywood by Jukebox the Ghost)
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A series of short fics in which Jane attempts to help her friends with their cooking issues.
These are all stand alone fics, they sometimes reference each other, but you don't have to have read them all.
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Hi Jon and all,
I would like to extend my congratulations, I suppose, to you Mr. Sims. You have reached 500 complaints here at HR! I have never seen this happen before, except for the researcher in Artifact Storage who found a Leitner that made everyone think she was assaulting them constantly. In your three years as the Head Archivist, you received these complaints from over 130 people.- Language:
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Bookmarked by TreasonousToaster
29 Apr 2026
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Judge Roberta Field eyed the next case on the docket balefully. She’d known it was coming. As soon as she’d seen it appear in her schedule she’d cursed and debated “breaking a leg”, since it had been too late to have another baby as a way out. She’d convinced herself that was too extreme, however, and lulled herself into a false sense of security that she must be misremembering and it wouldn’t be that bad. So she’d decided to keep working and let it happen. And now it was here.
The Bouchard-Lukas divorce.
Again.
It had been three years since the last one, which had to be a new record.
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Elias and Peter are divorcing again. In trying to decide the division of their marital property, they need some witnesses to assist their respective cases. This is unfortunate for Jon and Martin, who would really rather be elsewhere.
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29 Apr 2026
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I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?
Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.
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Bookmarked by TreasonousToaster
09 Jul 2024
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This is a personal experiment with HTML. It is a very limited list with what I find useful.
Update: Somehow I find more and more stuff useful, so this list is not that limited (and not that private) anymore. I'll improve it with time and according to my needs and interests.So far that's posted:
Part One: Basics
Part Two: Lines
Part Three: Footnotes and Links
Part Four: Columns and Skins
Part Five: Pictures
Part Six: Videos (and gifs)
Part Seven: Choose Your Own Adventure
Part Eight: Chapter Title
Part Nine: The Title, the Username, and Links
Part Ten: Kudos Message
Part Eleven: Newspaper Article
Part Twelve: Content Notes and Spoiler (NEW: Opacity and hover translations)
Part Thirteen: Playground for Jinx (glitch text, color, table)
Part Fourteen: Text generator
Part Fifteen: Boxes (still in progress)
Part Sixteen: Vertical Text
Part Seventeen: Transition (NEW)
Part Eighteen: Automated Animation (NEWEST)- Language:
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Bookmarked by TreasonousToaster
01 May 2024
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Jean has long thought Marco Bodt, his best friend and maybe something more, to be long dead, and he thought, maybe, that he'd made his peace with it. That was how life was, as a soldier. People die, and people don't come back.
But after a report comes in from spy stationed in Marley, he learns that might not be the case.
Jean quickly realises that dead things have a bad habit of not staying dead, and that it takes a thousand times longer to put things back together than it takes to break them apart.
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Bookmarked by TreasonousToaster
11 Jan 2023