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matching wounds by simonsgrace (bellowbacks)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
10 Jun 2026
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The first thing that happened was this:
Simon lived.
The Lung collapsed under the weight of a hundred thousand tons of near-boiling blood, his left arm tore from his body with ligaments taffy-stretched around brittle, radiation-sick bones, and the clear resin medallion around his wrist burst apart with the force of a mutant tree growing faster than light. The submarine cracked, burst, and imploded. Anything inside had no chance at survival.
Except, somehow, Simon lived.
He fucking lived.
The second thing that happened was that he woke up.
Bookmarked by TooLazyToBeCreativern
11 Jun 2026
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Left alone during Amity Park's Pride festival, Danny decides to go as Phantom.
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26 Jan 2026
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Life Lessons by bloodvvitch
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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Bruce has spent weeks trying to get Clark to stay the night, but Clark has been using every excuse to avoid so much as kissing Bruce. When Clark flakes on yet another intimate moment, Bruce has had enough.
Clark, meanwhile, has a libido that’s driving him crazy and one huge secret that threatens to shatter his fledgling relationship. Now he has two choices: continue being a coward and break it off with Bruce, or scrape together the courage to tell Bruce what he’s never told anyone before.
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!
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Bookmarked by TooLazyToBeCreativern
15 Apr 2025
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the bookmark technically isn’t necessary, like i read this through to completion already, buuuut it’s so wonderful i had to give it a kudos and bookmark
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Damsel Deadpool in Distress! by superguyfan
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
08 Jul 2025
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This is a story of what really happened after Deadpool 2: Team X-Force utterly fucked me and now I'm stuck in the future with no Vanessa and a raging hard-on for this nerd guy working for Bruce Banner! Let this be a lesson kids, never fuck around with time shit. Unless you're super into the nerd guy part which in that case you should totally fuck around with time shit.
Spidey and I fight crime, do a little team up action, and uncover the real reason my watch ended up breaking in the first place! (You won’t believe the twist!)
Someone is behind all of my misfortune and once i get my hands on them, I’ll show them the real reason they call me Big D in…DAMSEL DEADPOOL IN DISTRESS!
Fuck! I’m alliterating again...