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This is the mark of our pledge, and it is also my challenge to you.
Tartaglia solves a puzzle box, and suddenly everyone has lost their minds. The Qixing, Liyue as a whole, even his Fatui have lost their mind now, what is he supposed to do?
(The soulmate AU meets accidental marriage trope fic that somehow leads into international conflict, ft. an oblivious Zhongli, a very distressed Tartaglia, all the Fatui against the world and a very amused set of Archons… Oh, and something about how opposites attract.)
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Lover of the Emperor, Enemy of the State by equinoctial
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Oct 2022
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Many have flocked to Liyue to try their hand at conquering Rex Lapis’ Path of Indomitable Jade, rumoured to be relentless in its challenge but bountiful in its reward. Unsurprisingly, Ajax’s one track mind honed in on the word challenge and ran all the way to Celestia with it.
No one told him it was a bygone tradition that vied for the emperor’s hand in marriage, not until much later, when Liyue was already decked to the nines in preparation for the coronation of the emperor’s beloved consort– an Ajax-shaped consort.
(In which a bored Childe thinks he’s scaling up mountains to fight adepti and gain bountiful gifts for his nation and all that jazz, but he actually ends up wooing one of them and fighting favour from the rest and-- uh, wait, what do you mean the eccentric rock enthusiast is the emperor--)
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13 Jun 2026
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Green Eyes, Guns, and Dangerous Things by VanillaGhost
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2017
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Harry is a Guide with a secret. But when revealed, the whole world seems like it's out to get him. First The Ministry, then an 'Order', and now a hit man from a covert organisation bent on eradicating his kind. The hired gun seems to have an agenda of his own though. But what could Tom, an Alpha Sentinel, want from Harry?
(中文翻译 | Chinese translation available by AngelZara)
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- Part 1 of The Omega Hit
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10 Apr 2026
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Nested Expectations by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2024
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"System," Shen Qingqiu thought furiously while smiling at Yue Qingyuan and nodding along to whatever nonsense the man was saying. "What. The. Fuck."
[Can User be more specific? This System is here to assist ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧]
"What is going on between my legs?!!!"
The detailed anatomical diagram that popped up in front of him made Shen Qingqiu choke.
"Shidi? Are you alright?" Yue Qingyuan was peering at him with concern. "I can get Mu-shidi if-"
"I'm fine," Shen Qingqiu gasped, still coughing.
Shen Qingqiu was not fine. "System, what the hell am I looking at?"
[In the book Proud Immortal Demon's Way, there are secondary genders! People are either-]
"I read the book! I know all that! What I don't know is why I'm looking at omega anatomy. Shen Qingqiu was a beta!"
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07 Apr 2026
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Baby Blofis College Fund by zipadeea
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 May 2020
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Valerie calls her an hour later.
“Sally, what the hell?”
“That bad, huh?”
“Bad? Sally, it’s gold. I went from squirming in my seat to crying genuine tears. And that twist, making him a Greek god, it’s exactly what we’re looking for right now. How soon can you get me the next chapter?”
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In which Sally Jackson realizes by the time the new baby is eighteen, a semester of college will cost an arm and a leg. And those Fifty Shades of Grey books sure did make a lot of money.
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- Part 3 of how to co-parent your reckless demigod 101
- Part 1 of if sally jackson has no fans then i am dead
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