The_Lizard_Wizard
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And Say the Animal Responded? by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
27 Aug 2024
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The god of all creation and mastermind behind all intelligent life has a brilliant plan to solve it’s issue: The hero’s journey.
A long established tradition, the intrepid young man or woman would set out and overcome unfathomable odds, make life-long friends and improve themselves and the world around them as a result.
Since it is a bit short-staffed at the moment, the sole progenitor of all that is and ever will be decides to outsource its heroism to another dimension.
The 15-year-old kicking and screaming about being kidnapped is perfect, after all- refusal of the call is the first step in a hero’s journey.
(15-year-old Akari from our world is going on a Pokemon journey whether or not it kills her, as decreed by god)
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Thrice-Born by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Jul 2024
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Most people are born once, if they're lucky. Twice, if they have unfinished buisness. But never thrice.
Link, hero and champion of Hyrule, awakens irreversibly changed in a manner bordering on titular. His journey as the only Zonai in the world will be exacerbated by the complete lack of recognition in the eyes of people he held so dear, a fate I pray you, gentle reader, never have to experience.
(Or: the Zonai Link fic I couldn't find and therefore had to make)
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Damian hasn't seen his brothers in months or weeks or however long he's been at the mercy of the Justice League. Ever since the other Batman came and undid the immutable truths of his universe by killing his father (his own counterpart) and taking his brothers with him.
Then, his name still clarifying the horror he was in for, the Dark Knight approaches, intent on him and his taking Damian for their own.
(Damian is rescued after weeks of a hell of Batmans own making, but this process is not easy nor is it swift)
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False Friends by IvyLee
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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In linguistics, a false friend is a word in a different language that sounds similar to a word in your own, but differs significantly in meaning. No word in any Eridian language could possibly be mistaken for English. But Erid absolutely has false friends.
In his right mind, Grace would easily identify the mistaken assumptions inhibiting his integration on Erid. They are:
1: A molecular biologist and a sapient rock can cobble together translation software that reflects the etymological nuance of an entire alien language.
2: Eridians are enough like humans to have an area 51 and look forward to using it.Unfortunately, Grace hasn’t been in his right mind in years.
Or: a ‘Return to Erid’ story where Grace struggles to touch down alone.
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- Part 1 of The Gift Receipt Rockimatic Universe
Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
24 Jun 2026
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although my face is straight, it lies (my body feels the pain and cries) by AutisticWriter
Fandoms: The Last of Us (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games)
06 Dec 2023
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Jackson is a safe place, a town where Ellie is finally away from everything their journey threw at her. But whilst Ellie is indeed safe and thriving in Jackson, it never occurs to Joel that somebody might want to hurt him.
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- Part 1 of Gen Prompt Bingo Round 24
- Part 13 of My TLOU Fics
- Part 11 of Ellie and Joel
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23 Jun 2026
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Open Up Your Eyes by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Apr 2026
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“Are you going to tell me what I did wrong, or are you just going to give me the silent treatment for the next four years?”
“Human treatment to induce silence?” Rocky perks up. “Good plan. You teach. I administer.”
(or: the long, bumpy road to the truth)
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- English
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23 Jun 2026
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It's going to be a long trip back to Erid. I'm trying to make it as easy on Rocky as I can.
(Or: Grace is wrong about what Eridians need, and he's especially wrong about why. )
Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
22 Jun 2026
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North Star by hole_in_the_roof
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Apr 2026
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Dr. Grace's students deal with the aftermath of his disappearance.
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20 Jun 2026