The_Disaster_Blaster

Drawing of a person who is the colour of the bisexual flag kicking a door open. The other person in the room has very wide eyes and is saying "Uh oh".



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    What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.

    Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.

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    Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    The funniest thing since sliced bread
    Grace and Rocky: internet takeover

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    "Have you ever just wished it could stop? Like sometimes it’d just be…easier to stop existing for a bit?” Phoenix Wright has touched the lives of many people since beginning his law degree. So what would happen when it all disappears? What would happen if Phoenix never existed? Well, now he knows. And now he can't get back to his own reality. What will Phoenix do if everything he's known and loved disappears?

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    01 May 2026

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    Phoenix Wright squares up to a coffee machine and loses

  3. Rec 32

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    “It’s a courtesy in this business, you know,” Narrator said, casually. “Typically people do it with a monologue, you know, 'we were hired by your enemies', or 'did you know how much your head’s going for on the market', that kind of thing, meant to make us worry about who’s closing in on us, or how well-funded they are, what else they’re willing to pull and so on.”

    Confidence wavering ever-so-slightly, she asked: “Really?”

    “No, he’s full of shit.” Stanley said before he could catch himself.

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    Business is going extremely well for the Special Acquisitions department, which is great for their egos but terrible for staying out of trouble. Curator practices trusting other people, difficult as it may be. Mariella has time to think about what kind of person she wants to become. Narrator presses on like nothing's changed - if he keeps going forward, he'll never have to face his past.

    Stanley realizes, too late, how little he really knows about Narrator.

    sequel to Volume 1

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Honestly can't believe I haven't got this bookmarked because I rotate this around in my head ALOT!

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    "I think you’re missing what Curator wanted out of you. You managed to walk out of her museum with something you shouldn’t have, and I suspect hiring you was more about giving you motive not to do that again than anything else.”

    Stanley considered this, and concluded: “You’re just mad she dragged you back to work, aren’t you?”

    Narrator said, “Curator is paying us both very generously,” and that seemed to be addressed to himself as much as it was to Stanley.

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    If you have super powers, why not don a mask and cause some trouble?
    Unfortunately, Stanley robbed the wrong museum, and now he's being put to work in the 'Special Acquisitions' department, stealing objects of great importance or power from private collectors and bringing them back to the safety and security of his new employer's museum.

    Narrator has been trying to quit this type of work for years now, and yet, here he is. He's here to support and train the reckless new agent, and good god he already needs a raise.

    (Despite it all, Mariella is still here.)

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Stanley: Well, when life gives you 12 black achievement points! (Thomas the tank engine tune plays)

    Settings guy: Stanley? Stanley? Oh my fuckin' god he fuckin' dead

    Narrator: What do you have?
    Mariella: A knife!
    Narrator: NO!!!

    Stanley getting tossed into the water by Mariella: Argh! I can't believe you've done this!

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    RK800 Hank has been activated for three months, and he’s already sick of working with humans. The only thing they ever do is get in the way of his job. On the first day of being partnered with Lieutenant Connor Anderson on the deviancy investigation, Hank decides he will hate every second of working with the man.

    Instead, something worse happens. He actually starts caring. Fuck.

    (Generally follows timeline of the game but deviates significantly as it progresses.)

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Hank's Guide To Adopting Everyone In Jericho