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    This will end up being a short series of random drabbles that I can't get out of my head. Main focus will be Billy, Max and Steve, my all time favorites. Most will be non-compliant to S3 of Stranger Things. Each one-shot is a single chapter, no multi-chapters or crossovers.

    I hope to post a new one at least once or twice a week until the series is complete!

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    It has been over 200 years since Pitch was vanquished, so when the entrance to his lair opens up out of the blue, and the events that follow threaten life on Earth - it isn't the best news to the Guardians that are still trying to keep the world safe.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    It's just after Easter a year since Pitch's defeat. Everything should be peaceful except for one thing, Bunny's been acting very strange causing his fellow guardians to become worried. Hopefully it has nothing to do with the fact him and Jack used to sleep with each other.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    7 years ago Stiles was ordered to leave Beacon Hills by the alpha (and someoene he thought was a friend) Derek Hale.
    5 years ago tales of the Angel of Death started to circulate throughout the world.

    Now Stiles is back in Beacon Hills with a chip on his shoulder, and anger in his heart. Will the pack be able to fix what they did? and will they be accepting of this new version of Stiles?

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Derek did NOT die at the end of the movie. Nope, that didn't happen. Instead, he woke up in a strange place and wondered where he was and why he was there. Then things started getting better for him, because the universe realized that it was unfairly cruel to him for the last fifteen years and it was ashamed of itself. Watch Derek get what he deserves.

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    10 Jun 2026