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    The sound of screaming phantoms, the sound of the ceiling crashing down. The distinct feeling of his bones cracking under the weight and then— nothing.

    When he wakes up again, it’s in a random alleyway in a city full of smog and the smell of guns and chemicals. His body is seizing and his body isn’t cooperating with him and fucking hell, why are fridges so fast?!

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    27 May 2026

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    Jazz narrowed his eyes at the mech. Something about him was almost familiar. He stared hard at him, wracking his processor. His frame was way too fancy to be a common mech, maybe he was on Council? But he kept tabs on all the Councilors and didn’t recognize him. Maybe a Tower mech, or a- Wait. His optics widened with shock and he took a startled step back as realization hit him like blaster fire.

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    Based off of @falcofalcx 's post on tumblr

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    23 Apr 2026

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    ch20

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    Jazz is a small-time criminal broker. Against his better judgment, he agrees to fence a stolen tactical computer, but instead of a fancy mod, that ‘computer’ turns out to be a beautiful, amnesiac Praxian.

    Jazz may be a criminal, but he’s got limits, and mecha trafficking is one of them. He frees the captive Praxian and embarks on a quest to help the mech regain his memory.

    It won’t be easy. The mech’s kidnappers aren’t happy their prize was stolen, and looming overhead is the spectre of whoever commissioned that tactical computer, and their unknown intentions for its bearer.

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    24 May 2026

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    Mankind is in space.
    Blood is fuel.
    Hell is forgotten.

    After centuries of stillness, an Angel is tasked with the mission of finding proof of life on Earth again. It's just that no one expects it to be in the form of a sentient robot, and one with a big heart at that....

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    Ultrakill, but it's Wall-E. Enjoy the silliness :)

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    24 May 2026

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    end of ch1

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    He cannot think or feel. He is numb and his thoughts are jumbled and incoherent. He does not know who he is or where he is. Only wishes desperately that all this will end.
    And then every thing tilts.
    Something shifts.
    And all is still.
    Maybe this is hell, he thinks, as the voice of his younger self cries out fearfully in the back of his mind.
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    Or, future Leo ends up back in time, stuck in the body of his younger self, who is still conscious but trapped within his mind.

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    20 Apr 2025