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project get grace off by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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Grace had an aversion to swearing that Rocky couldn’t understand - which was frustrating since obviously Rocky had wanted to learn every Eridian curse word under the sun after they’d learned to communicate. It was an overall stupid and inconsequential thing, but he was just itching to hear him let loose a squeaky, frustrated fuck.
Rocky added that to his ever growing mental list of things he wanted to do with him: get Gracie off so good he finally said fuck.
Rocky was confident in his abilities to make it happen.
He’d be the best damn lay Grace ever had, actually. Alien species, be damned. Rocky was nothing if not adaptable and teachable; he aimed to please. He’d do whatever necessary to aid his best friend in succumbing to absolute bliss. It was a little ridiculous how fast that had become his new life’s mission.
Project Get-Grace-Off.
God, Rocky needed to get laid; he might be losing his mind
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14 Jul 2026
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Grace Sleep, Rocky Watch by KawaiiSpaghetti
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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The alien—Grace—is finally asleep. Or, at least, Rocky thinks he is. He’s curled on his side, tucked away under a covering. Rocky sits on the other side of the alcove the human lies in, fiddling away with one of his many repair projects. Typically, watching another as they sleep is fairly straightforward and uneventful. Not much is needed beyond something to do and to keep a lookout for whoever’s resting.
But Rocky can’t help but focus more on Grace as he rests. He just can’t; the way the human sleeps is, quite literally, otherworldly.
Or: Snippets of Rocky watching Grace sleep during their mission to save their stars
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13 Jul 2026
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10 Jul 2026
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“I keep replaying it,” Holland admits. He makes a frustrated noise in the back of his throat. “Stupid fucking brain, won’t shut up.”
If only there was a way to get his brain to turn off for a while, but– Ooh, there’s an idea.
Holland sits back so he can get a look at Healy’s face. “Hey, can I try something weird?”
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- Part 2 of something new, something strange
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10 Jul 2026
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In Which Grace is Forced to Have A Good Time by ritspoon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
13 Jun 2026
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As Rocky and Grace make their way to Erid, Grace becomes more irritable due to his dwindling food supply. Rocky doesn't like to see his friend so worked up, and so he tries to create a song to help Grace relax. It works a little too well, and now Rocky has to navigate how to manage a hypnotized Grace.
In which Rocky forces Grace to have a good day. Additional tags and change in rating as I add chapters.
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09 Jul 2026
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“Whoa, wait, back up.” Holland instantly sat up in his seat, grabbing hold of the arm so he could twist round to face Holly. “Klein? As in Janet Klein? Did you fucking punch Janet?!”
“Mr. March!” Principal Harrison admonished, “Language!”
Holland gave him an apologetic wince before he looked back at Holly.
“Holly,” he said, gentler, “Look at me.” He waited until Holly complied with his request. “Honey, did you punch Janet in the face?”
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Janet runs her mouth, and Holly finds that sometimes, a little violence is very helpful, actually.
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09 Jul 2026
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Healy found being queer a lot more interesting than March did, like it was a hobby or something. She dragged Holland to a new gay bookstore down in Silver Lake on opening weekend and made her wait around for what felt like hours. Holland stood outside smoking with someone else’s bored girlfriend while Jack paged through books and talked earnestly to women in painter's pants.
Holland didn’t read much apart from magazines. She had a stack of Vogue and Playboy by her bed, and that was good enough for her. Sometimes when Jack was telling her some long story about something she read in one of her boring books, Holland got the feeling she was just as bad at being queer as she was at being normal.
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- Part 2 of Ain't Nobody Straight in L.A.
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08 Jul 2026
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Jackson Healy has two problems.
The first is that he is nearly incapable of saying no to one Holland March, his business partner, housemate, and long-term… whatever they are.
The second is that March can be a bit of an idiot at times and apparently thinks that usually prefers topping means always prefers topping, which is a load of bull.
(In other words: Healy gets to be the one who causes problems for once, March is like “well if you wanna be me so bad you should let me top,” and Healy immediately says “okay bet.”)
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- Part 3 of they're not that nice
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08 Jul 2026
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The Ryland Grace to Brat Tamer Pipeline by thegirlwhorunswithwolves
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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A loose connected series of one shot's set in the same teacher!au universe. Read it, I dare you.
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06 Jul 2026
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After giving a crash course on human reproduction as part of his ‘human biology’ classes on Erid, Grace makes the mistake of mentioning that mating is often very energy intensive, active and loud. Most Eridians don’t think much of this as Grace, and by extensions all humans, are already quite leaky and inefficient anyway.
That is until the temperature settings in Grace’s biodome start to fail and Rocky and Adrian come face (or carapace) to face with a scantily clad, sweaty grace who’s showing all the signs from his reproductive lecture.
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29 Jun 2026
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“Cas,” he says carefully, “have you ever heard the word ‘transgender’?”
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- Part 2 of Transchesters!!
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26 Jun 2026
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"Yes," Adrian interrupts. Rocky lets out a musical sort of laugh at how easily the blue Eridian brushes Ryland off. "I've read plenty about it on your thinking machine." Adrian taps his fingers on the floor below, like a nervous tic. "I have come up with the most optimal solution."
"Lay it on me, big guy," Grace grins. He's decidedly ignoring the dull ache beginning to build behind his navel.
"You should orgasm at least five or six times."
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24 Jun 2026
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"This quarantine shit is stupid, you know. You saw the health panel—I'm not gonna radiation blast you with my eyes or anything. I survived a freaking blood ocean! And came out fine! What's a few germs after that?"
Grace sighed. Simon may as well have been a mutant from Area 51; quarantine was more for Grace's health than his. "Fine is a weird way to describe getting turned into half goldfish."
"It was an eel, for your information. And compared to the other option, I think I got the good ending here."
Or: Simon and Grace have phone sex while they wait for Simon to stop being radioactive.
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23 Jun 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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23 Jun 2026
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At the end of a school day, Grace stumbles upon a stray cat sitting on his bike and makes the stupid decision to take her home.
But that dumb decision leads to a pretty woman at his doorstep, so maybe it wasn't that bad.
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- Part 2 of Project Hail Mary Works
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16 Jun 2026
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late to the party by sippysippy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jun 2026
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ryland comes home after teaching to find that his mates decided to have some fun without him
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gross grockdrian x reader sex
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16 Jun 2026
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Think I'll Walk Around the Moon Instead by glennjaminhow
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jun 2026
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Three times Ryland Grace being sick is met with indifference + one time a sentient rock takes it very seriously.
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“Hi,” he says, trying out the word. He sounds snotty and sleepy. “Sorry to bother you. I think… I-I think someone el-else needs to watch my group.”
There’s silence on the other end.
“Why?” is all that comes next.
Inconvenience.
He’s always an inconvenience.
Ryland sucks in a deep breath that leaves him coughing. “I don’t feel… I d-don’t feel very well, and… I t-threw up, and I…”
His voice gives out before he can finish.
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15 Jun 2026
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What is a Blood Eel? by CherriBomm360
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
25 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has been on Erid for at least a year now, but then something unexpected turns up in his life: a creature from a different world that has become a side project of study, but will it stay that way?
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13 Jun 2026
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Bonded by ramsay_baggins
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Rocky hummed. "We have cultural practice. Is like mates without eggs. It is like… soul bond. Other person who is part of you."
"I like that," Grace smiled. "Sounds a bit like platonic soulmates from Earth culture."
"Yes yes yes," Rocky said. "Tried to find words on thinking machine. Those are right words, amaze amaze amaze!"
On Erid, just because you have a mate, it doesn't mean you can't have a soul bond with someone else too.
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11 Jun 2026
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"Yeah," you mumble, blinking slow and looking away in embarrassment. "I— you can touch me. If you want to." It's not quite an answer to what he asked, but it's good enough. It's painfully clear that you're not used to being the one to follow and let someone else take over. Not that Ryland minds, he is a teacher, after all.
"Thank you, because I really do want to."
OR: after weeks of letting you run yourself ragged, Ryland finally puts his foot down and implores that you let him help you blow off some steam.
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11 Jun 2026