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    A steli series of semi related and semi chronological fics where Steve and Eli are dating, after the events of Public Displays of Affection for Dummies.

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    What Arthur knows: Merlin, his clumsy and foolish servant, is actually quite smart. He’s also loyal, and brave, and in many ways the reason Arthur has so many good people in his life.

    The goal: Make Merlin realize how important he is to Arthur, no matter how stubborn he's clearly chosing to be about it.

    What Arthur does not know, yet: Merlin has magic. Also they're very slightly a little bit in love.

    It's going to take them a while to figure it all out. Meanwhile the knights have known for ages, Gwen figures it out pretty quick, and pretty much all of Camelot has also known ever since that weird peasant stumbled through the gates and challenged the Prince all those years ago.

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    "How to win over your manservant one argument at a time and convince him it was all his idea."
    - a1madora on chapter 3

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    11 Jul 2026

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    After Merlin is captured by sorcerer with twisted intentions, Arthur must venture after him. However, what he finds is more than just his friend in chains, but an entire new way of seeing him.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Even though Merlin knows it's finally time to tell Arthur the truth, he can't stop his hands from shaking. He knows being a sorcerer is a death sentence, yet here he is—about to tell the King of Camelot. But Arthur deserves to know, and Merlin can't keep hiding from his best friend.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Gwaine knew Merlin meant well, so, Gwaine left him to his secrecy.

    That didn’t mean he wasn’t curious, of course. That he didn’t watch Merlin closely when he favored one side over another or came in with a bandaged wrist and an absurd story of tripping over a barrel. Gwaine couldn’t deny that the desire for answers didn’t chew at his fingers every time they fell in together, tracing over bumps or patches of rough skin that felt uncomfortably similar to scar tissue; even if, as promised, he never looked to confirm it.

    Gwaine tries to put it out of his mind as much as he reasonably can. But between the two of them, Merlin had always been the better liar.

    And that’s exactly what worries him.

     

    In which Gwaine makes a lot of discoveries, just in an odd order.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    “Please, Arthur,” and it’s only as Arthur steps into Merlin’s personal space that he takes a step back. Merlin can see his reflection in the metal of the sword, metal he had polished just that morning, and his breathing quickens. “Please, I have not betrayed you.”

    “But you have,” Arthur growls, and whether he realises it or not, he holds his sword up slightly.

    And Merlin…

    Merlin drops to his knees, in line with Arthur's sword, and leans forward.

    “Then, kill me,” and it’s an order that Merlin speaks.

    Arthur drags Merlin along on a hunt.

    They discover that Merlin is more than willing to die, but only if it’s by Arthur's hand.

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    09 Jul 2026