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"You know, when I suggested we go out to eat somewhere for your birthday, I didn't think you'd pick a fucking Mcdonald's as your first choice. Not that you've ever been classy, Kakuzu, but this is a bit extreme."
(Now with artwork included!)
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Hidan is physically abused as a child. Orochimaru, his neighbor in the foster care system, is his only friend.
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- Part 2 of Mob Boss AU
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It's a modern Hidan/Orochimaru/Kakuzu story in which they're kidnapped at a science conference and stuck in the Amazon jungle for months. What else do you expect? (Multiple oneshots, a bit darker than it sounds.)
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- Part 1 of Mob Boss AU
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Civilians in the Hidden Leaf Village are sick of shinobi jumping on their roofs.
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Itachi does not appreciate the cold weather of Frost country. Kisame does what he can to accommodate.
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- Part 3 of KisaIta Drabbles
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The Colour White by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandom Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note: Another Note
03 Feb 2016
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L visits Beyond in the asylum, but not everything goes as planned.
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Snorting Poems & Reading Crack by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandom Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
13 Feb 2016
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Itachi turns 18. The worst part is, nothing changes.
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01 Jun 2026
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"Sasuke's the only person I've ever kissed," he says, voice quiet and almost reverent.
Naruto doesn't know what made him say that. It's not what Sakura needs to hear right now, and it's completely irrelevant to the path before them. He should be moving forward, but his past with Sasuke will never let him go.
He isn't expecting to hear Sakura giggle. It's a light and familiar sound, but one that he hasn't heard much as of late.
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01 Jun 2026
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Itachi feels pathetic and useless as his illness flares, making the mundane task of brushing his hair feel insurmountable.
When Kisame offers to help, it brings back memories of people he hasn't seen in years.
As his body slowly fails him, Itachi hopes that Sasuke will find him soon and let him join the others in death.
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01 Jun 2026
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In their hunt for the Nine-Tailed Jinchuriki, the Zombie Duo managed to procure the next best thing: Fresh meat.
In which Ino is captured by the Akatsuki, and Hidan can't keep his hands to himself.
All characters 18+
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01 Jun 2026
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The lives of immortals are often contrived; despite this gracious gift from the Gods, the body still changes and fades. Further still, the mind can play such cruel tricks, making the cruelest of men smile softly at their own demise.
Or, how can Kakuzu combats this new feeling of jealousy towards Hidan's unending health?
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- English
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Bookmarked by Ratt9
31 May 2026