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    “I suspect I am not the Optimus you had been hoping for.”

    In which Orion Pax becomes Optimus Prime again, but the Matrix fails to return his memories of his time as Prime.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    Praxus.

    The Perfect City untouched by war.

    The Perfect City that is Too Perfect.

    Jazz gets sent to Praxus with a sole mission: Find out how Praxus manages its facade, what secrets it's hiding, and use whatever means necessary to prevent it from falling into Decepticon hands.

    But would this really be a mission for Jazz if it didn't go sideways in eight different ways, end in something blowing up, and find an entirely new definition to 'A Mech-made City'?

    Well, he'll share it all.

    Updates every Saturday.

    Completed <3

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    30 May 2026

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    Jazz is the sole voice of objection when the Autobots implement a new program: recharge berths that hook up to a central network for nightly medical datalogging.

    They proceed with the project anyway and, totally-well-adjusted-and-not-at-all-sociopathic mech that he is, Jazz makes it his sworn duty to ensure that each and every member of high command lives to regret it.

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    23 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Jazz does not like that falling through a portal stuck him (and his mech) on desolate planet. He likes even less that the portal closed behind him, stranding him with (at least) three kaiju on what appears to be an otherwise empty world. He likes the least that a grumpy black and white mech showed up out of no-where and accidentally blew up the portal-thing-a-majig. Because now he's truly lost. In space.

    Well. At least he's not alone? Or, he wouldn't be, if this guy spoke a lick of English—or any other Earthly language.

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    07 May 2026

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    “Nice shot, man!” Jazz yells, Bebop’s speakers carrying his voice.

    The mech blinks at him and scowls. Which, wow, okay, it has a face. Mouth, eyes, a nose—the works. Well, one of the eyes isn’t lit up, but still. It can blink! Jazz couldn’t even get the clearance to have Bebop’s visor display emojis, and not for the lack of trying. Meanwhile, this guy gets a whole, expressive face and—holy shit, are those teeth?

    ———

    Inspired by the wonderful AU keferon's cooked up. Go check them out on tumblr.

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    07 May 2026

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    PART 1: The year is 2007, and we are not alone. Three months after an unfathomable attack on his military base leaves him as the only survivor, Sergeant Jack Darby struggles to re-acclimatize to civilian life, only for an alien motorcycle to drag him into an aeons-old conflict between two factions of warring alien robots. Their war, our world. [COMPLETE.]

    PART 2: The year is 2009, and the war is cooling. Megatron is dead, and his followers are broken. Alongside the Autobots, Lieutenant Jack Darby fights to bring an end to their ancient conflict, and to find meaning in what comes next. Yet, in the dark, loyal beyond death, Soundwave sifts through the ashes of defeat to find a single world-igniting spark. What rises must fall, but what has fallen may rise again. [COMPLETE.]

    PART 3: The year is 2013, and the world has entered the Age of the Transformers. But when an ancient Autobot leader arrives on Earth, events are set in motion that risk re-igniting the war and stoking it into a final, apocalyptic phase... [COMING SOON.]

    The Prometheus Saga is own personal take on the Transformers mythos, built around a spine of the Michael Bay films and a particular reading thereof. Feedback welcome. Updates weekly.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    What do you get when you mix an Autobot CMO with a Constructicon's 'die if you want for all I care' attitude? The biggest blowup in medical history.

    When the Decepticons, desperate for somebot who actually knows how to do repairs, kidnap Ratchet, he's fairly sure this is the end. At least until he sees how their medic, Hook, treats patients. With rescue pushed far from his processor, Ratchet sets to teaching the smug perfectionist proper medical procedure by hook or by crook, dragging the rest of his gestalt along with him.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  8. Public Bookmark 19

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    Prowl (Prowl, Prowl, Prowl) moves back to the rails, placing both servos on them to lean over and see Jazz better. He looks surprised, for a klik, with optics wide and lips parted. Jazz is struck with just how pretty he is, all elegance and stoicism, and is even more surprised at how terrified that makes him. His spark is spinning erratically and his right servo keeps picking at a spot of peeling paint on his thigh, despite him having thought he killed the habit.

    “So you do know me, after all.” Prowl says, and Jazz swears there is something amused in his tone, even as he frowns.

    Jazz smiles, wide and real, and nods. “After all? Yes.”

    In which Jazz manages to introduce himself, make a fool of himself, and possibly make a name for himself in front of the single most processor melting mech he's ever seen.

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    20 Apr 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 11

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    He was the last person she expected, and seeing him sent a rush of emotion through her body that flushed her hot and cold all at once.

    The timing seemed so absurd that she wondered for a moment if he was a dream or a hallucination—some phantasmal menace, the same kind that had haunted the corners of her vision for too long after his abrupt, final departure from her life.

    (AC 203. Relena Darlian's diplomatic mission to Mars takes a deadly turn as a new threat rises)

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    20 Apr 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 95

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    In the Pride Ring of Hell, where annual Exterminations threaten all, Lucifer's Labyrinth emerges—a deadly competition promising survival through cunning and courage. Created after Lucifer's fateful meeting with Heaven, the Labyrinth tests competitors with trials embodying the darkest sins, each obstacle a perilous step closer to the coveted "Immunity" prize.

    Charlie, determined to salvage her crumbling hotel amidst turmoil, enters the Labyrinth's treacherous depths, while reclusive champion Alastor resurfaces, drawn into an uneasy alliance. As they navigate arcane mysteries and confront sinister forces manipulating their fate, their journey becomes a perilous dance between survival and sacrifice. Amid celestial schemes and infernal alliances, the true price of victory may be more than either of them bargained for.

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    20 Apr 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 42

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    Prowl just wants to know why his weight keeps getting brought up.
    (Incidentally also a 5+1: Five times Prowl was left out of the joke and one time he was clued in.)

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Prime moves swiftly, with purpose—lifting, shifting, tossing debris aside as though it weighs nothing. His steps are careful but unrelenting, the ground shaking just slightly under each one. The tremor of the rubble vibrates through Starscream and it feels like knives being jabbed into his wires.

    Of course Optimus Prime would show up. Of course he'd come for one of his own.

    He can't even delegate this to someone else. Optimus Prime is too noble, too compassionate, too honorable to not put his own life on the line for his underlings.

    Megatron would laugh at the very notion.

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    Starscream is left to rust after a failed decepticon mission. Optimus Prime does not let him die.

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    22 Mar 2026

  13. This has been deleted, sorry!

    21 Mar 2026

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    I wish i remembered what this one was :/

  14. Public Bookmark 20

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    Mandalorians and thorough knowledge of their courting mores are equally scarce in the galaxy these days.

    Naturally, there are consequences.

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    07 Mar 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 44

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    Shepard is one of the best bounty hunters in the Terminus Systems, but when a job that's too good to pass up pulls her to the law-abiding Citadel, she ends up in the sights of a hot-headed cop who always gets results.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    If William Lennox was able to become the leader he was meant to be without being outshone by Sam, how many things would have changed? How would have things stayed the same?

    No one knows, but Will is willing to move heaven and earth for his allies, and not even death will stand in his way. And the link that ties him to the Autobots is far deeper - and older - than he knows.

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    28 Feb 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 67

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    “I am Baron. I am Pantera.” Prowl growled. Jazz’s engine hitched at the exclamation. “I am the ruler of Praxus. I enforce the law-”

    Jazz couldn’t help but scoff. “No, you enforce your will.”

    Prowl paused, cocking his helm at Jazz. “Is there a difference?”

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    12 Feb 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 21

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    "You've really never done this before?"

    Prowl shakes his helm.

    "That's okay. I'll show you."

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    When Prowl is asked to try spiking, he is faced with the realization that Jazz might be the first bot who ever cared to ask.

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    08 Feb 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 5

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    Dear Noventa,

    It should perhaps come as no surprise that I have met with failure. The original endeavor was noble and just in its undertaking - to observe and advise on human rights and the rules of warfare as agreed to by the collaborative War Tribunal that bears your honorable name.

    The man known only as the Red Knight, as you know, has a terrible reputation and often engages in "total war" against the citizens of a place. However, his employers declared to us their intentions to adhere to the War Tribunal’s more humane principles even as they sent him in pursuit of war against the Sanq Kingdom. Yes, though the endeavor was sound, and the choice in advisor from the Tribunal was equally sensible - I find myself, instead, a prisoner.

    I am not ill-treated. On occasion, the Knight still finds amusement in humoring me with an audience. He seems to make a sport of ignoring all of my advice. Even worse, he declared the young Peacecraft Queen his hostage!

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    05 Feb 2026

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    A series of stories exploring an AU of Kung Fu Panda. Tigress and Po meet much earlier than in canon, and form a friendship that helps the both of them improve as students and as people. Written mostly on impulse. Updates whenever I can make them.

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    30 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️✨️❤️✨️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✨️❤️✨️❤️✨️✨️❤️✨️✨️

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