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    “I suspect I am not the Optimus you had been hoping for.”

    In which Orion Pax becomes Optimus Prime again, but the Matrix fails to return his memories of his time as Prime.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Praxus.

    The Perfect City untouched by war.

    The Perfect City that is Too Perfect.

    Jazz gets sent to Praxus with a sole mission: Find out how Praxus manages its facade, what secrets it's hiding, and use whatever means necessary to prevent it from falling into Decepticon hands.

    But would this really be a mission for Jazz if it didn't go sideways in eight different ways, end in something blowing up, and find an entirely new definition to 'A Mech-made City'?

    Well, he'll share it all.

    Updates every Saturday.

    Completed <3

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    30 May 2026

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    Jazz is the sole voice of objection when the Autobots implement a new program: recharge berths that hook up to a central network for nightly medical datalogging.

    They proceed with the project anyway and, totally-well-adjusted-and-not-at-all-sociopathic mech that he is, Jazz makes it his sworn duty to ensure that each and every member of high command lives to regret it.

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    23 May 2026

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    Jazz does not like that falling through a portal stuck him (and his mech) on desolate planet. He likes even less that the portal closed behind him, stranding him with (at least) three kaiju on what appears to be an otherwise empty world. He likes the least that a grumpy black and white mech showed up out of no-where and accidentally blew up the portal-thing-a-majig. Because now he's truly lost. In space.

    Well. At least he's not alone? Or, he wouldn't be, if this guy spoke a lick of English—or any other Earthly language.

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    07 May 2026

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    “Nice shot, man!” Jazz yells, Bebop’s speakers carrying his voice.

    The mech blinks at him and scowls. Which, wow, okay, it has a face. Mouth, eyes, a nose—the works. Well, one of the eyes isn’t lit up, but still. It can blink! Jazz couldn’t even get the clearance to have Bebop’s visor display emojis, and not for the lack of trying. Meanwhile, this guy gets a whole, expressive face and—holy shit, are those teeth?

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    Inspired by the wonderful AU keferon's cooked up. Go check them out on tumblr.

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    07 May 2026