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Jessie is just your average Joe. At least that's what he wants everyone to think.
Having kept his powers hidden for years and his identity for even longer, Jessie has no wish to be a hero.
Too bad Vought and the universe have other plans.Or, alternatively :
Jessie has shit luck, and Homelander can't understand why someone wouldn't want fame.
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In a world that crumbled into an apocalyptic wasteland post Vecna, the last humans have created militarized camps to survive. 20 years in and Steve's team of four is the best at what they do. After the loss of all but one base and the discovery of a strange portal it is decided that the survivors will traverse to the other sides in hopes of a better chance at survival.
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A piece of the Mind Flayer got stuck in the Russian base when the scientists opened the gate. It needs a host to get back in the upside down. As usual Steve doesn't get a choice.
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Steve is still high on Russian drugs when a piece of the mind flayer residing in his head decides that blowing up the flesh monster with fireworks just isn't working for them.
_The hive is pleased. Oh... That's new.
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This is just an idea I had that I'm writing down as it comes to me. It's not super well written as I'm not re reading myself but I'm planning on coming back to it later (once I've put everything down on paper/computer). Will be updating sporadically ~
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People keep thinking Berlin is in a relationsip with the Professor. Berlin is married to Palermo. How does this change the story?
I apologise for any weird sentences! I'm really bad at separating French and English syntax... You can leave a comment if you see any that are too ridiculous and need to be corrected!
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Steve isn't okay with this. But is he okay with the alternative?
No.The Mind Flayer isn't okay with this. But is it okay with the alternative?
No.//
This is just me posting a random idea I had. (You can write it if you want lol, i don't know if i'm going to do anything with this soooooooo....)
This is not a finished work!
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Magic is a miracle. It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.
Harry Potter was a children's book, right? Right?Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything?
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23 May 2026
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As soon as Dr. Lecter is seated, Will says, “So they hired you to work on my profile?”
Jack holds back a sigh. This won't do. They have not started working yet and Will is already acting up. Jack opens his mouth to speak, but Dr. Lecter beats him to it. “So it seems.”
Will snorts. “Well, this is gonna be fun."
Everyone knows that Will and Hannibal are married. Not everyone knows that they are married to each other.
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20 Feb 2026
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Jackie
No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.Lily (Shane)
I know he is so boring and I am so funLily (Shane)
But opposites attract is the saying, no?Lily (Shane)
Also I am not girlfriendJackie
Why not!!Jackie
Sorry that was nosyLily (Shane)
Is okayLily (Shane)
Is complicatedLily (Shane)
But I cannot let him go because he gives head like championJackie
Girl!!!!!!(spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)
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- Part 7 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 3 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 6 of hr: online edn
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27 Jan 2026
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"You're a psychiatrist," Will says. "Between your personal and professional lives you must have met thousands of people, you must know dozens of different flavors of pathology. Do you know anyone who would take me as I am? Who would be able to love me," he gestures in a sweeping motion, from his messy hair to his stained knee, "just as I am?"
"I do."
Bedelia's words shock Will into stillness.
“Really?”
AKA an AU where Bedelia is Will’s psychiatrist instead of Hannibal, Will makes a series of increasingly questionable life choices, and no one should ever take Bedelia’s advice. Ever.
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- Part 1 of Falls the Shadow (and extras)
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15 Aug 2025
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A wealthy family has recently enlisted the services of one Hannibal Lecter as their child has begun exhibiting some “unusual” behavior that they believe might require his expertise.
This behavior being a result of Danielle, or Dani as she would prefer to be called, please, finding herself in a body that is not her own and in a world that only vaguely resembles hers.
In Dani’s defense, she made it three month and she resents the assertion that she’s in need of this so-called therapy.
TEMPORARY HIATUS: I just don’t have the mental bandwidth to update this currently. Between work, baby, and home…yeah. By the end of the day I am drained. Don’t know how long hiatus will last or if adding this note will motivate me to find the energy to finally write the next chapter. But I wanted to update anyone who may be waiting on what the current status is.
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14 Aug 2025