Princess_Unattainable



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    Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth 
    Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck you
    Shane: Oh my God stop
    Ilya: What? I do that

    Or: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.

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    21 May 2026

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    Hilarious and cute hockey group chat fic, written very well and really captures the parasocial vibes of online fans! Absolutely hysterical 10/10

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Humans barely understand what headaches are and exactly why they happen. Explaining the concept of a headache to an alien, while dealing with a headache? Next to impossible.

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    Ryland gets a headache while practicing his piloting skills. Predictably, Rocky panics, asks too many questions, and mocks the inefficiency of the human body, but eventually helps.

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    02 May 2026

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    So cute! I love that rocky still finds a way to help with rylands headache even though he doesnt understand 🥺

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    Simon has rarely experienced human contact that wasn't aggressive in some manner. Grace hasn't experienced human contact in a very long time, and the last time he did, it was also aggressive.

    So what do they do when they give each other something gentle?

    (AKA: mom says it's my turn to use the gay sex laser on my blorbos and i've been waiting for five years to get my hands on this gun

    OR: I had a very specific idea of how Grace and Simon might be intimate, if they were to be, so I wrote it out and accidentally dropped this bomb)

    Might randomly add new chapters whenever i feel like it idk

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Bloodymary smut hell yeah love how sassy they are

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    The folder shouldn’t exist.

    Grace stares at the screen longer than he means to, fingers trembling as they hover over the trackpad. The directory is buried, three layers deeper than anything he remembers organizing. Personal. Encrypted. Timestamped before launch.

    Before…everything.

    “Rocky,” he says, his voice coming out thinner and quieter than what he expects, “did I tell you I had… any personal files stored in here before?”

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Aaaaaangst so sad forget

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    Simon has a nightmare and him and a very sleepy grace cuddle about it.

    Short and sweet I just wanted to see them cuddle

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    12 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Touched starved bloodymary is sooooo good I love them